How dogs and men are the same

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

3. Both mark their territory.

4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

7. Neither does any dishes.

8. Both fart shamelessly.

9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

10. Both like dominance games.

11. Both are suspicious of the postman.

12. Neither understands what you see in cats.

lmao.!!!!!

Hmmm, not much difference at all.

hey i do dishes
when theres no clean one left

hey were very simple 2 understand''''''

Fees us

Rub us

Give us praise


We not roam........

my bad


FEED US ...... oops

Exactly, dcrdnk!
Satisfy a dog's simple needs and we'll be nothing but loyal to our mistress!

hey we have reasons to be suspicious of the mailman,you never know what he is up to....