Greg was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.



Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed
with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.



In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
bed
sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.



A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging! his arms violently trying to get
the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
pile at his feet.



As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
sheets,
a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had
watched
the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on
here?"



The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shi# out
of
a ghost

damn... lol

that is cute... ewwwwww, but cute

lol good 1 thxs i needed a good laugh