“I'm sorry that I have not been posting lately. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.

September, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.

Symptoms include:

* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim terrorists.

* Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O'Reilly factor.

* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact Obama was elected (?) twice.

* Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.

* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.

Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2016.”

Still funny the second time around

seems it also causes acute IBS!

I am feed up with world * cough * so called leaders & the media. And the list of words, labels, & slogans, over & over & over. Of what we are supposed to love & hate & think of & be afraid of, or feel empathy or guilt for. .

So either I am suffering from this disease or the elite strategy has back fired on their a@@.

Phil Collins - I Don't Care Anymore (Official Mus…: http://youtu.be/xLpfbcXTeo8/

I AM ON STRIKE !

I thought I posted to this thread but it went up in smoke!!!??

It is not a joke. People are just in denial of it's existence

This political witlessness is not very humorous or creative.

Mine is not polictical . Which is exactly my point. Not everything is.

Mine wasn't meant to be humous.
Because I meant what I said.

Creative.. Well the thread didn't start out in joke forum it just ended up here.

I suppose you pooh-pooh this as well?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4UhJpviVYg

Chaplin - The Dictator Speech

Chaplins' "the great dictator" was done some seventy odd years ago.
Although some of it is still relevant today, it was a different era during a completely different world situation than today.
And whoever wrote the aforementioned attempt at humor is certainly no Chaplin.

it sure does!