A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her t*ts are so big she can only fasten eight."



The teacher cried.

bad little johnny

TO FUNNY... GOTTA LOVE LITTLE JOHNNY...

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, Mommy, can little girls have babies?

No, of course not Johnny, she says curious about the question.

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, It's okay we can play that game again!