Wink wink....ok.. we have all heard this one before or used it ourself...

Now are you really getting in the shower.. or are you just trying to put the visual of you naked in the other person's head... trying to evoke.. some type of naughty text from them..

When did the term having a shower or getting in the shower are about to have a shower or have to get my little *** in the shower... become such a..
... trumpet call for play with me..

But then again sometimes the person is just saying I have to go now I need to have a shower and get going..
.. so misleading.. or is it?

depends on hte person
what i say is what i do <shrug>
so if i said i was getting in the shower then guess what : )
that would mean i was going to go get in the shower
if i wanted to invite the lady to the shower
then it would be i am going to go gt a shower , want to come with ?

I am the same with Dat.
I say I mean it
No I would not ask for someone to have a shower.

Well to me personal if someone said I am going to take a shower it is same as like someone said I am going in the car. Nothing sexual or inviting, and I don't think anyone else think other ways unless it said- wanna join ...

Ok!! perhaps I overshot my target market with this one...lol.. apparently some of you... are little too clean for your own good..lmao.. just forget the whole topic..

I don't usually advertise when I'm going for a shower.
Or taking out the trash.
Or washing the dishes.
Or taking a poop.

Unless I want some help..of course.

Isn't that why you have a shower to get clean????
You make it so easy.
I haven't laughed so much reading some of your postings .
Thanks

Sometimes I need a cold shower ... but I don't generally have one, lol ... I'm not big on being cold, I prefer hot

I am so glad you don't.
The mind visuals could be too much for some.

I've been needing them a lot this weekend ... but it's too danged cold, so sod it! Just suffer and be hot

The dish washing and trash??

Yes I know what you mean.. when it gets cold here sometimes I will just...
Have a nice long hot shower..
Let the hot water.... chase the coldness from me.... just stand under the shower head letting that warm inviting water.... soothe me..mmmm... feeling the heat of the water all over my nakedness.... turning up the power spray on the shower head... taking the wand in my hand.... and just directing that hard hot jet of water.... letting it massage and pound.. the coldness from my ..body...mmmhmm..yup.. shower good

Some imaginations do go wild but not like mine

Someone needs a cold shower quick

I knew that could be very ... entertaining on a girl .. never thought it would work for a bloke as well. Learning all the time ...

Perv!
* Now I know why you shower so often and so long *

LOL Maybe OP is testing out his romance novel writing skills? Don't give up your day job. lol

I think he should keep the hard Hat look too.
Maybe milo could have one