Usually everyone who has a dog, either names him Rover or Boy.I called mine Sex. Well,sex is a very embarassing name.
One day I took sex for a walk and he ran away from me.I spent hours looking for that dog. A cop came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4am in the morning,I said ,I'm looking for sex. My case comes up next thursday.

One day I went to city hall to get a dog license . The clerk asked me what I wanted,I told him I wanted a license for sex. The clerk said he would like to have one too. I then said but this is for a dog. He said he didnt care how ugly she was. But you dont understand I have had sex since I was 2 years old. He replied you must of been a very strong boy.

When I decided to get marriedI told the minister that I wanted sex at the wedding. He told me to wait til after the wedding. But sex has played a big part in my life and my whole life revolves around sex.He said he didnt want to hear about my personal life. I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having sex there. The next day we got married by the Justice of the peace and my family is barred from the church.

One day I told a friend I had sex on TV, he said "show off"
I told him it was a contest and he told me I should of sold tickets.

When my wife and I separated,we went to court to fight for custody. I said Your Honor, I had sex before I was married. the judge said me too. When I told him that after I was married sex left me ,he again said me too.

Well, now I've been thrown in jail,been married,separated and divorced and have had more damn trouble with that dog than I ever gambled for. Why just the other day,when I went for my first session with the phychiatrist,she asked me,"What seems to be the trouble" I replied hell, sex has died and left my life,its like losing a best friend and its lonely. The doctor looked at me and said Look mister you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend,so go out and get yourself a dog.

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