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Topic: The girl that I marry will have to be
1j9b6c5 Joined Wed 11/05/08 Posts: 3954	Sat 10/03/15 07:44 AM
^^^^^^ Merry...happy...joyful?

1j9b6c5 Joined Wed 11/05/08 Posts: 3954	Sat 10/03/15 07:45 AM
..."Practically perfect in every way."

redromesburg2001 Joined Sat 04/18/15 Posts: 105	Sun 10/04/15 10:14 AM
the lady i marry WILL know that only I open the door for her. and likes B-day cards made from Teddy Bear pics i get off the internet to make her B-day card. and likes love notes taped to her side window. and likes a gentle arm hold while watching a DVD movie at home.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 10/04/15 10:31 AM Edited by no1phD on Sun 10/04/15 10:43 AM
Must know what a vacuum cleaner and a mop is..for ..she cant think ..that cooking ,cleaning , and fuucking..are the names of 3 citys in China. ... ..know how to cook a meal. .not just open a can..our order take out... .she must know how to keep a home. Clean and me happy... ..and that there isn't a endless supply of money in the bank.. in other words the bank machine is not her personal money tree.. ..not a lot to ask for. .

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Sun 10/04/15 10:53 AM
Must know what a vacuum cleaner and a mop is..for ..she cant think ..that cooking ,cleaning , and fuucking..are the names of 3 citys in China. ... ..know how to cook a meal. .not just open a can..our order take out... .she must know how to keep a home. Clean and me happy... ..and that there isn't a endless supply of money in the bank.. in other words the bank machine is not her personal money tree.. ..not a lot to ask for. . Sounds pretty average to me ... I know how to cook a meal ... keep a home ... doesn't mean I'll do it though ... I got a good brain (I just proved that) ... What's missing is the part what you do for me ... errr... her? Apart from showing how life is in the Chinese city of Fuucking.

TawtStrat Joined Fri 11/16/12 Posts: 3581	Mon 10/05/15 03:43 AM
Not needing to pay a cleaning woman is a pretty piss poor reason to get married in my opinion, even if that's not all that you want her for. Wanting a woman that isn't constantly calling you a slob and nagging you about things that they could do themselves if it bothers them that much is pretty reasonable though. It's a problem. I'm not the most organised person and not that brilliant at multitasking. I can concentrate on my work, or something else that isn't just a tedious chore but I can't be running round like a blue arsed fly and life's too short to waste more of it than you have to on doing things that you don't enjoy.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Mon 10/05/15 04:59 AM
Must know what a vacuum cleaner and a mop is..for ..she cant think ..that cooking ,cleaning , and fuucking..are the names of 3 citys in China. ... ..know how to cook a meal. .not just open a can..our order take out... .she must know how to keep a home. Clean and me happy... ..and that there isn't a endless supply of money in the bank.. in other words the bank machine is not her personal money tree.. ..not a lot to ask for. . Sounds pretty average to me ... I know how to cook a meal ... keep a home ... doesn't mean I'll do it though ... I got a good brain (I just proved that) ... What's missing is the part what you do for me ... errr... her? Apart from showing how life is in the Chinese city of Fuucking. I find these lists interesting she will do this and this and this and it's usually based on what someone else did NOT do in the past

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Mon 10/05/15 06:13 AM
she will be a well rounded maid, bartender, sammich maker, boo-boo, fixer nymphomaniac seriously though she will be the one that makes me more than i am by myself and becomes becomes more than she was because of me

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Mon 10/05/15 06:17 AM
Not categorized by lists.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 10/05/15 07:32 AM
Must know what a vacuum cleaner and a mop is..for ..she cant think ..that cooking ,cleaning , and fuucking..are the names of 3 citys in China. ... ..know how to cook a meal. .not just open a can..our order take out... .she must know how to keep a home. Clean and me happy... ..and that there isn't a endless supply of money in the bank.. in other words the bank machine is not her personal money tree.. ..not a lot to ask for. . Sounds pretty average to me ... I know how to cook a meal ... keep a home ... doesn't mean I'll do it though ... I got a good brain (I just proved that) ... What's missing is the part what you do for me ... errr... her? Apart from showing how life is in the Chinese city of Fuucking. I find these lists interesting she will do this and this and this and it's usually based on what someone else did NOT do in the past well if that was true then I'm adding must know how to give a decent b***job...

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 10/05/15 07:34 AM
Must know what a vacuum cleaner and a mop is..for ..she cant think ..that cooking ,cleaning , and fuucking..are the names of 3 citys in China. ... ..know how to cook a meal. .not just open a can..our order take out... .she must know how to keep a home. Clean and me happy... ..and that there isn't a endless supply of money in the bank.. in other words the bank machine is not her personal money tree.. ..not a lot to ask for. . Sounds pretty average to me ... I know how to cook a meal ... keep a home ... doesn't mean I'll do it though ... I got a good brain (I just proved that) ... What's missing is the part what you do for me ... errr... her? Apart from showing how life is in the Chinese city of Fuucking. well the topic is the girl I marry... not what is in it for me..you..lol

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Mon 10/05/15 07:44 AM
Cake for all the guys.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 10/05/15 07:50 AM
Cake for all the guys. ok..but where's the cake?.. Typical woman says one thing and does another..lmao..jk.. thanks for the cake

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Mon 10/05/15 08:20 AM
Cake for all the guys. ok..but where's the cake?.. Typical woman says one thing and does another..lmao..jk.. thanks for the cake It's an actual cake.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Mon 10/05/15 09:16 AM
Must know what a vacuum cleaner and a mop is..for ..she cant think ..that cooking ,cleaning , and fuucking..are the names of 3 citys in China. ... ..know how to cook a meal. .not just open a can..our order take out... .she must know how to keep a home. Clean and me happy... ..and that there isn't a endless supply of money in the bank.. in other words the bank machine is not her personal money tree.. ..not a lot to ask for. . Sounds pretty average to me ... I know how to cook a meal ... keep a home ... doesn't mean I'll do it though ... I got a good brain (I just proved that) ... What's missing is the part what you do for me ... errr... her? Apart from showing how life is in the Chinese city of Fuucking. I find these lists interesting she will do this and this and this and it's usually based on what someone else did NOT do in the past well if that was true then I'm adding must know how to give a decent b***job... aww hell ain't that an often unspoken assumption on any man's list?

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33340	Mon 10/05/15 09:53 AM
Must know what a vacuum cleaner and a mop is..for ..she cant think ..that cooking ,cleaning , and fuucking..are the names of 3 citys in China. ... ..know how to cook a meal. .not just open a can..our order take out... .she must know how to keep a home. Clean and me happy... ..and that there isn't a endless supply of money in the bank.. in other words the bank machine is not her personal money tree.. ..not a lot to ask for. . Sounds pretty average to me ... I know how to cook a meal ... keep a home ... doesn't mean I'll do it though ... I got a good brain (I just proved that) ... What's missing is the part what you do for me ... errr... her? Apart from showing how life is in the Chinese city of Fuucking. well the topic is the girl I marry... not what is in it for me..you..lol You don't have to rub it in ...