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| Topic: HAPPY EID TO ALL MY AWESOME FRIENDS!!! | |
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How was ur Eid jaan?
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Edited by
Jaan Doh
on
Fri 09/25/15 03:03 AM
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Happy Eid! Be Blessed! Thank You RealCareBear :) It was a very nice day, It was only spoiled by the out of town lunatics who came to town to drive up and down the curry mile, And generally get attention and make trouble 
All the girls flaunting their booty, All the guys getting into fights and care races, All the police trying to maintain order, And the traffic jams caused by all this, Usually it starts the day before up until around 2am the next morning after Eid We got caught in the traffic in a taxi cab and arrived one hour late for the family dinner at my sister in laws lol Edit: Wilmslow Road Eid Police http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=wilmslow+road+eid+police&client=opera&hs=8Vm&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CCcQsARqFQoTCITdrvn1kcgCFUppFAodDGQI5g&biw=1366&bih=670 |
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Im thinking if my friend Jaan has a sheep. 
Debbiiiieeeeeeeeee Well I had a sheep and borrowed her to little miss bo peep, She scarpered and took my sheep with her
Now I only keep cardboard cut out sheep 
Im getting you a new sheep.  
Sheep has droppings, noise and needs grass. It's better buying it's meat. lol No, No, Not to eat, just for a pet. He can put the sheep in his back garden.
JAAAAAAAAAAAN - Please DONT eat the sheep im getting you. 
Debbiiieeeeeee - Thanks You Tooooooooooooooooo Much 
I wont eat it
I will think of it as a bio-degradable lawn mower
And rent it out to parties who are interested in eco-friendly (green) lawn mowing
I'll walk down to the party location and stick a stake in the ground and tie the sheep to it and the sheep will walk round an rouand anti-clockwise will it has eaten it way to the centre
Thanks Again
Im soooooooooooooooooo happy you love your sheep I sent you.
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Its in remembrance of when Abraham loved God and didnt have a lamb to offer and was going to sacrifice his son to God. God stopped him last minute and gave Abraham a lamb. Christians and Muslims both know this.
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