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Topic: How does one approach a pretty girl?
blaze_prosky Joined Sun 09/13/15 Posts: 32	Sun 09/13/15 07:12 AM
The BEST way to make girls like you is simply to have a large supply of cocaine that you are willing to part with, if not, you will need to do the following steps... Once you've staked out your pretty piece of flesh, it's time to let your feelings be known. A great way to introduce yourself is by hiding in her closet and waiting until she comes in. Don't worry if she calls the cops, she's just trying to get you jealous.

LovablePeter Joined Fri 03/20/15 Posts: 192	Sun 09/13/15 07:22 AM
Observe her keenly understand her thoroughly then approach her and be transparent to her listen to her a lot u will win her heart

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 09/13/15 10:31 AM
Hmm.. walk up to her and throat puncher oh not hard enough to break her windpipe of course but hard enough to put her on the ground.. then immediately helped her up and apologize...And say.. I'm so terribly sorry but you look like the girl that stole my Ferrari last week.... I'm so so sorry let me buy you a cup of coffee. ..... and of course boys and girls never hit a woman .. .. ok unless she is actually trying to steal your Ferrari then take that beyotch down

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sun 09/13/15 04:04 PM


lu_rosemary Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 9123	Sun 09/13/15 04:09 PM
Frankly my dear I do have a gun and a rifle sittin' on my table.

Lpdon Joined Thu 02/25/10 Posts: 18772	Sun 09/13/15 06:30 PM
Well I'm hopeless lol, never approached a girl in my life. It's all about looking fly and spitting game

Lpdon Joined Thu 02/25/10 Posts: 18772	Sun 09/13/15 06:31 PM
Well, you gotta plan carefully...do your homework...find out where she works and lives...get to know her schedule...then you need the right equipment 1. night vision goggles 2. tranquilzer 3. rope 4. duct tape 5. black hood 6. cage in basement Now find a good hiding place, around the time you know she will be walking,by alone and no one else will be around...... That's not even something to joke about.

NoDramaMiami Joined Wed 09/09/15 Posts: 1	Sun 09/13/15 09:28 PM
Please don't say "cute" instead say "beautiful".

chronicliar75 Joined Sat 07/25/15 Posts: 694	Sun 09/13/15 09:41 PM
If she's receptive a nice smile is all it takes. If she's not interested, she's not interested. Mike this ^^ If she is not. Move on.

cuileann Joined Sat 08/29/15 Posts: 8	Mon 09/14/15 01:54 AM
Is saying Hi I think you're cute, would you want to get coffee sometime all that's needed? If she's interested, that will be fine. If she's not interested, anything you say will not work.

cuileann Joined Sat 08/29/15 Posts: 8	Mon 09/14/15 01:55 AM
Well I'm hopeless lol, never approached a girl in my life. If you don't approach women, you will not have much success.

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 09/14/15 02:14 AM
Is saying Hi I think you're cute, would you want to get coffee sometime all that's needed? no, you should also mention the boobs and A55 too

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Mon 09/14/15 02:34 AM
Is saying Hi I think you're cute, would you want to get coffee sometime all that's needed? no, you should also mention the boobs and A55 too MIGHTYMOE!! gigglesnorting

topsinardo Joined Sat 07/04/15 Posts: 535	Mon 09/14/15 02:45 AM
I haven't approached a girl in person in my life.. I do send my friends to do that for me and in which don't do.... I don't know what I can do about that... I'm a shy person...