Topic: Why be worried about a number (50+)
notbeold's photo
Mon 08/31/15 08:55 AM
Looking at the headings here it looks like the age obsession forum.
DON'T ACT YOUR AGE. Just Don't do it. You'll get old early.

Grow old disgracefully. Have naughty fun.
Do stuff you used to do. As much as you can, anyway.
I still cycle, surf occasionally, listen to my old music (heavy metal), love motorbikes, and daydream, (No I'm not having a micro sleep). Have lots of interests that need your brain, so you don't have time to feel old and lonely. It works for a while.
Someone asked if over 50 sex is OK. Of couse it is !! WTF?
When sex is not interesting, that's when it's time for me to measure up for a pine box.
SO Therefore:
Any ladies who want an active, non-dead, energy filled, still hopeful man, may apply within. I'd like a young energetic partner but I'm a realist, and I know there are hot grannies out there about my age who can still do things without needing a zimmer frame.
I refuse to give up because I'm not dead yet. I ask younger women out when I can despite 100% rejection rate - blind hope. Stupid blind hope despite the odds. That's life.
In my whole lifetime no woman has ever asked me out. Inequality.
My Peter Pan 'be young forever' has taken a beating lately too, but beyond the grey hair and grizzled face, I'm a kid inside still. Who wants to play ? I've still got 30 - 40 'twilight years' to get up to mischief with. pitchfork The problem for me here is a lack of locals and visitors near Adelaide Sth. Aust. asleep

soufiehere's photo
Mon 08/31/15 08:58 AM
What's a "zimmer frame"?

TMommy's photo
Mon 08/31/15 12:55 PM
ya what is that?

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Mon 08/31/15 01:05 PM
. ...a walker.

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 08/31/15 03:38 PM

. ...a walker.


huh noway

SitkaRains's photo
Mon 08/31/15 04:16 PM

. ...a walker.
Correct Mr. Archer

Anyway Welcome to Mingle and I have to agree
age is a number.

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Mon 08/31/15 04:20 PM


. ...a walker.
Correct Mr. Archer


What do i win? laugh

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 08/31/15 04:29 PM


. ...a walker.
Correct Mr. Archer

Anyway Welcome to Mingle and I have to agree
age is a number.


Correction, "age" is a word. This is a number: 50. indifferent

(Well, what else would you expect a Melmacian to say?)

TMommy's photo
Mon 08/31/15 08:24 PM



. ...a walker.
Correct Mr. Archer


What do i win? laugh
A buy one get one free coupon for the early bird special bigsmile

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Mon 08/31/15 08:30 PM




. ...a walker.
Correct Mr. Archer


What do i win? laugh
A buy one get one free coupon for the early bird special bigsmile
Watch it woman! You aint funny :laughing: hahahhaha!

TMommy's photo
Mon 08/31/15 08:31 PM
Edited by TMommy on Mon 08/31/15 08:40 PM





. ...a walker.
Correct Mr. Archer


What do i win? laugh
A buy one get one free coupon for the early bird special bigsmile
Watch it woman! You aint funny :laughing: hahahhaha!
well I was gonna say boobie prize laugh

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Mon 08/31/15 08:37 PM


laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 09/11/15 01:12 PM
but my body keeps reminding me what all those numbers did to my body.

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Fri 09/11/15 01:21 PM
I hear ya, red. My body's pretty pissed at me for all those years of abuse

Smartazzjohn's photo
Fri 09/11/15 02:06 PM
Examples of the differences between being young and older......
Some young people take drugs to escape the reality of their lives.
Some older people take drugs to extend the reality of their lives.

Maybe the saying should be "You are only as old as the drugs you take make you feel." laugh

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Fri 09/11/15 02:27 PM
Hmmmmm, if so i think i should call my doctor and demand better drugs

Lulaauthentic's photo
Fri 09/11/15 02:34 PM
Edited by Lulaauthentic on Fri 09/11/15 02:35 PM
:smile: My main problem is that I feel like I am still 35 and I act like this.The man my age,usually, just can't follow me..then I get proposals by kids (lol) who get me, but they are toooooo young...