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Topic: Give us ya best quick joke
LadyAugur Joined Thu 08/13/15 Posts: 8	Thu 08/20/15 05:29 AM Edited by LadyAugur on Thu 08/20/15 05:31 AM
"Sometimes, saying No to a guy works about as well as trying to baptise a Cat"

Male2009 Joined Fri 12/19/08 Posts: 110	Thu 08/20/15 05:38 AM Edited by Male2009 on Thu 08/20/15 05:38 AM
"What's great about having sex at 75...? I only live at number 74." :)

LadyAugur Joined Thu 08/13/15 Posts: 8	Tue 08/25/15 03:49 PM
MEN-Struation MEN-Opause MEN-Tal-Breakdowns Notice, isnt it funny how all Womens un avoidable problems all begin with MEN

LadyAugur Joined Thu 08/13/15 Posts: 8	Tue 08/25/15 03:59 PM
What did God say after creating Adam? I must be able to do better than that

RebelArcher Joined Sat 08/02/14 Posts: 5247	Tue 08/25/15 04:02 PM
6 out of 7 dwarfs arent Happy....

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Tue 08/25/15 06:56 PM
6 out of 7 dwarfs arent Happy....

blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Wed 08/26/15 02:26 AM
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Wed 08/26/15 02:27 AM
"I sold my vacuum cleaner - it was just collecting dust."

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Wed 08/26/15 06:59 PM
OOOOooooooK! I have a Short Joke...... R U READY??? SCROLL Down..... OK keep Scrollin' down....... I'm ready now..... WHAT DID the Number 0 say to the #8 ??? What iz your Answer??? Scroll down 4 my answer...... The Answer iz: Cute Belt!

blah..blah.. Joined Sat 04/26/14 Posts: 1648	Thu 08/27/15 03:19 AM
groan!

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Thu 08/27/15 03:22 AM
How do you make a Swiss roll Push him down a hill

MelMaxx Joined Thu 10/28/10 Posts: 4724	Thu 08/27/15 05:37 AM
...cute belt

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48938	Thu 08/27/15 06:00 AM
If I am elected . . .

chukzy27 Joined Fri 12/12/14 Posts: 11	Thu 08/27/15 08:58 AM
I keep imagining the Adam and Eve story. If Adam hadn't eaten the apple.. I guess I would be chatting naked watching different display picture of so many ladies and their naked poses!

chukzy27 Joined Fri 12/12/14 Posts: 11	Thu 08/27/15 08:58 AM
I keep imagining the Adam and Eve story. If Adam hadn't eaten the apple.. I guess I would be chatting naked watching different display picture of so many ladies and their naked poses!

chukzy27 Joined Fri 12/12/14 Posts: 11	Thu 08/27/15 08:58 AM
I keep imagining the Adam and Eve story. If Adam hadn't eaten the apple.. I guess I would be chatting naked watching different display picture of so many ladies and their naked poses!

unknown_romeo Joined Wed 03/26/14 Posts: 7691	Thu 08/27/15 10:35 AM
I keep imagining the Adam and Eve story. If Adam hadn't eaten the apple.. I guess I would be chatting naked watching different display picture of so many ladies and their naked poses!

nailcap Joined Sat 06/13/15 Posts: 966	Fri 08/28/15 04:10 AM
no jo no moe....

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