There was a knock on the door this morning.

I opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness..."

I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Buggered if I know, I've never got this far before."

to funny

Lol

That's one way to do it. My first and last experience with a Jehovah's Witness when when a 70something JW came to my door and I told her she's talking to the wrong person for the following reasons:

1-I'm an atheist
2-I've lied
3-I've cheated
4-I've stolen
5-I've had pre marital sex, I told her I actually had pre marital sex that morning (my gf at the time was over)
6-Lastly, I'm a lesbian

After this poor old woman picked her jaw up off the floor, she thanked me for my time and left. Needless to say I haven't had JW at my door since and that was 12 years ago.

funny because its true

I had to hide AGAIN the other day because they keep coming.

Conrad if they ever visit you I'm sure you would both have a very enlightening conversation