1. Make vanilla pudding, put it in a mayo jar. Eat in public

2. Hire two private investigators. Have them follow each other.

3. Where T-shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons at street coner.

4. Get into a crowded elevator, turn to face people and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gatherd you here today."

5. Major in philosphy. Ask people WHY they would liket fries with that order.

6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers yell "IT WORKED, IT FINALLY WORKED!!!" and run out cheering and hugging everyone.

7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.

8. Change first name to Simon. Speak in third person.

9. Buy a parrot. Teach parrot to say "HELP! I've been turned into a parrot!"

10. Follow joggers around in your car blasing "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.

You forgot to put mountain dew in the glass cleaner bottle along with the pudding in mayo jar

Excellent!!!

OP, my hubby, your first post made me