Guy wakes up one morning, gets ready for work and goes out to get in his car. Looks up and there is a gorilla on his roof. Walks up to the garage and the gorilla growls at him. (Mean Gorilla) Goes in the house and calls the police. Police say they don’t deal with primates. Calls the Zoo and they tell him their insurance company does not let them get involved with outside animals. Unsure what to do he looks through the yellow pages and finds under exterminators a gorilla exterminator. He calls and a guy answers. He asks you’re a gorilla exterminator. Yup he says. Well I’ve got one on my garage roof. Exterminator says no prob. For $ 400 I get rid of him for you. Homeowner says that a little steep but OK I got no choice I can’t leave him here with my cigars inside.

In about a half hour a little red truck pulls up and a guy gets out, looks up and says yup you got a gorilla on your roof. Guy says, yah that’s why I called you. No prob. sir I’ll take care of him. Notice he’s a silverback and they are the most crafty I will have to use my most extreme measures.

He starts unloading his truck. Out comes a ladder, a 10 lb rock, a tub of grease, a mean looking dog, a big net, a giant club, a box of Cuban cigars and a shotgun. The homeowner says what the hell is all this stuff for?

The exterminator says, I have a tried a true technique. I’m going to take that ladder and carefully lean it up against the garage. I will climb up and carefully grease the edge of the garage roof. I come back down and take this rock and pitch it at that silverback. That gets his attention. Then I waive the box of Cuban cigars at him. For some reason they irresistibly charge for these whenever they see them. He’s gonna slip on the grease and fall to the ground momentarily stunned. I’ve trained this dog to grab his testacles in his jaws, and these gorillas no matter how motivated by Cubans, freeze when you do that. I’ll run up and hit him with this club, throw the net over him and drag him into my truck.

The homeowner says that’s just too weird to be anything but the truth. But I have one question. What’s the shotgun for? That’s for you says the exterminator. Homeowner says what do I need a shotgun for? Exterminator says, If I happen to slip while I’m greasing the roof I want you to shoot that damn dog!!!!

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