THE PERKS OF BEING OLD
1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3) No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
4) People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6) There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7) Things you buy now won't wear out.
8) You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9) You can live without sex but not without your glasses.
10) You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11) You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12) You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
14) You sing along with elevator music.
15) Your eyes won't get much worse.
16) Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
17) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
18) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
19) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
20) You can't remember where you saw this list.

OMG... some of this is going to be so much fun when I get there...

That one made me laugh

Lol

BRO those are Funny AZ MAN! no6,13, 14, 17 and no 18 omg are crack up good job, the weather one is funny my old ladys allwayz cold, life for oldies is funny and i hope i stay Cool till im a 100 too cause by then who cares! youv made it your old! but young in spirit aye" im 33 by the way 77 yrs ta go

Priceless
Now what were you selling,I've forgotten.

Is it scary that some of these apply already??

What about when you bet on who has the most or biggest liver spots?

You actually remember who deep throat was?

I don't relate to anything on this list, so I guess I'm not old yet.

Nice to know.

ahahaha :D :D

Unfortunately you can't pick and choose,they pick you and you won't think it's half as much fun as you imagine.But you can practise doing wheelies in your wheelchair now,it may come in handy later