Topic: Girls, Please Stop Giving Us Sex | |
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Did I hear somebody calling for a sick puppy...
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..in fact, i'm pretty sure this is krupa playing a joke! hahahahahaha |
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Domination is the name of the game. I like my man to submit and give in...
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Torture does have that effect on men..
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A thread is always entertaining when it starts out with a lecture.
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Sweet torture...
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sure if you like having toothpicks shoved under your fingernails
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I didn't see you complaining at the time. You actually screamed for more.
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Edited by
TMommy
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Mon 07/27/15 06:54 PM
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A thread is always entertaining when it starts out with a lecture. |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Mon 07/27/15 07:00 PM
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See that's the difference between you and I.. you heard me screaming for more!.. when in fact what I was screaming was for god sakes stop no more..
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I didn't hear you use the safe word: Bush. My bad.
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Girls, Please Stop Giving Us Sex
Yes. Please god stop giving out so much sex. It's mutating the turtles in the sewer. I saw a documentary on it hosted by Megan Fox. All the sex juices flowing down into the sewers. And if you keep giving the sex as christmas presents I'm going to have to buy a new freezer. The trend in the dating world now is that when two people are in love, they have to engage in sex to truly express their love for each other.
It seems the bigger trend is to sit around and just text each other constantly. So maybe your message is finally getting out! Too bad dem womenz folk beez too stoopid ta figger it out demselves. And I must say that this belief is spread among many ladies and its just due to their emotional build up.
I know, right? It's not like women get anything out of sex. The g-spot, female orgasms, oxytocin, they're all just complete myths. Everyone knows there's a troll that lives in the vagina and when a woman has intercourse it takes all but one of the sperm (the troll bites through the condom) and brings forth demons! That's why they bleed every month! So their evil nourishes the troll demons! some guys think about the one they love even while having sex with you
Some guys think about trying not to fart when a woman goes down on him too. . Trying to buy a guy's love through sex is just a waste of time.
That's right! It's why we allow you jobs! We prefer ferrari's! Get to working! If he gonna love you, he 's gonna do that even without sex, Sex does not guarantee love. Refuse/reject/resist/shun sex before marriage...
That's right. Marriage guarantees love. It's part of Obamacare. Refuse/reject/resist/shun sex before marriage and we will bow at your feet!
To look up your dress! Hahahahahaha! |
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The trend in the dating world now is that when two people are in love, they have to engage in sex to truly express their love for each other. And I must say that this belief is spread among many ladies and its just due to their emotional build up. To make it worse, some guys think about the one they love even while having sex with you. Trying to buy a guy's love through sex is just a waste of time. If he gonna love you, he 's gonna do that even without sex, Sex does not guarantee love. Refuse/reject/resist/shun sex before marriage and we will bow at your feet!! Hey Uche What do you do when you have a dream with sexual overtones. Do you wake up and punch yourself in the face? Wow!!!.. and I just try to go right back to sleep to pick up where I left off. |
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The trend in the dating world now is that when two people are in love, they have to engage in sex to truly express their love for each other. And I must say that this belief is spread among many ladies and its just due to their emotional build up. To make it worse, some guys think about the one they love even while having sex with you. Trying to buy a guy's love through sex is just a waste of time. If he gonna love you, he 's gonna do that even without sex, Sex does not guarantee love. Refuse/reject/resist/shun sex before marriage and we will bow at your feet!! ^^^^^^^ I'm thinkin there is a traitor amongst us...WTF??? |
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I thought the whole point behind dating women.. was so you can have sex with them.... now the OP'... is telling me... that were supposed to be in it for love.... and just for love.. no sex!. none whatsoever.. nada. . Zippo with the sex..... did you fall down and hit your head on something hard Op.?... JUST LOVE ME.. . I'm sorry if this sounds dumb in advance...but what does OP mean? Thanks for answering my question, Doc. Call me old-fashioned then...because I'm in it for the Love I hope to find. First friends, second marriage, then no holds barred sexual eruption! |
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&^^^Squeezes His box of Kleenex tightly..
.oooohhh .. You're welcome |
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Don't give that one ^^ sex, Amaria.
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I've learn from two marriages, you need to enjoy the sex as much as possible before and shortly after you get married, because it will die off. Of course, exceptions to every rule, but happening twice to me was enough to prove my theory on the subject.
And for those guys that feel the need for sex, but can't seem to get it. A little advice from an old man, don't beg for it, don't push for it, don't feel you even deserve it. Treat the woman like your best friend, do every thing you can for her and make her number one in your life and you will find her on top on you on Sunday morning, praising the lord, prior to going to church. Sorry, that was probably wrong in so many ways. |
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^ That got me aroused.
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