I disobeyed the law
At 16 i went to nightclubs. You hsd to be 20 my sister was that age so. I memerised her birthday and practice saying it naturally

One night the police came in or the under age ran into the toilets. While I sat at the table. A lady cop looked at me but carried on to collect the others to take them down town.
A guy cop asked my age so I told him my sister's name and her birthday. He was happy and left me alone.

I did the same thing and used my sisters i.d because she's 18 months older than me. worked every time.

Wow if the police rung my parents to come and collect me under her name. They would have been confused because she was in Auckland which is a 5 hour drive away
I did confess to my sister she was shocked but laughed. It explains why I remember her birthday. Lol

well what can I say, im naughty.

Back then the fear of mum was worse than what the police would have done.
And I signed my absentee letters for PE with mum's name.
She was very surprised how close it was.

I used to have a suped-up car, big V8, wide tires, lots of power. Oh, yeah she was a beauty. Well, my best friend at also had a lovely suped-up car with a 440, very nice.

One night, when we thought no one was around, we decided to drag race. No sooner had we started than lights went off and sirens.

Well, I pulled over and the police officer comes up to the window and says

"Mike, you don't drive like that when my daughter's in the car, do ya?"

Yep, my girlfriend's dad.....busted

Lol the secret is Don't get caught.

Yep, should have put in a bigger engine, definitely

Lol
The cops kid????
I would have gone to another state or drove the dukes of hazzard's car. Lol

Oh... The General Lee....that'd be living the dream darl'in

I know
A dream worth living
Mmmmmm

true confession

ive got 249 messages I haven't read and im not going to.

Wow that's a lot
Only my friend. Ops I mean friends message me
Lol am truly blessed too

I get shite loads, i only reply to the people I like.

That explains why you didn't answer me..... I was masquerading as 123456789likeme! (joking)

Dang.... this sounds so familiar!

I have a confession...... I may not have been posting lately (2 months, so says Mai) but I still dropped in and 'eavesdrop'!

true confession:

i need cherries..flowered or deflowered does not matters.

I used to set alarms on my friends phones to wake them at weird night hours. it would really piss them off coz some would realize it was still middle of the night after taking shower.