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well it wasn't a date....but, I was recently invited to a distant cousins baby shower (for a baby that was adopted about a month ago) I did'nt want to go & I forgot about it ....so... I said ...I got stuck working and my phone was out of order so I couldn't r.s.v.p. my regret. I am lame...oh well.
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oh yeah, i like this site.lol
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Have a budy call 15-20 minutes in. Sick mom what ever!
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My cat died.
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Couldn't get a babysitter!
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Flat tire.
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Abducted by aliens.
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Had to hide some bodies.
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i see you were abducted by a Swedish alien longhairedbiker lol
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My crazy ex came over with a knife. Gotta fill out the police report.
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Broken water main. Turns on fawcett holds phone up.
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LOL
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The lead singer of nickelback is in my living room.
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Spilled bongwater in my car.
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Spongebob marathons on cable.
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Someone stole my carkeys, but my mom and dad said they'd drive me over.
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Won the lottery.
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I'm very depressed. They took ellen degeneres off tv.
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Worlds worst hangover. Got so drunk the night before I had sex with a palm tree. Now I'm picking out splinters and that palm tree won't quit calling me.
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i'm in my period
oh crap i can't use that one damn!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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