Top 25 reasons it's great to be a man.....


25)Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

24) A well-rendered belch or fart is practically expected.

23) Your last name stays put.

22) The garage is all yours.

21) Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

20) Wedding plans take care of themselves.

19) You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

18) Chocolate is just another snack.

17) You can be president.

16) You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

15) Foreplay is optional.

14) Car mechanics tell you the truth.

13) You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

12) The whole world is your urinal.

11) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10) You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's
just "too icky."

9) Same work... more pay.

8) Wrinkles and grey hair add character.

7) You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
adjustments.

6) Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

5) If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

4) People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

3) Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.

2) Your orgasms are real. Always.

1) Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

haha it easy for a guy

HELL YEA!!

Stay tuned...I will post one for the women so I don't get hate mail all
over the place - lol