Why don't you go to a prostitute? Then again, they are probably too good for you, and you sound really cheap.

Folks, red6mist is a comedian who tries out his comedy routines on us before trying them out on a live audience. So, don't take him seriously.

Well I guess you are stuck with two choices..

A. Demean yourself like all those poor suckers

B Pay for it

C. Expect to spend a lot of time taking care of your own needs

Uh, that is 3 choices.

C isn't a choice.
It's a fact of life, for my friend Misty.

Like I told you before, you can just look for women that you have stuff in common with and then do things that you actually enjoy doing together and it won't be hard work. It's not always that simple but there's got to be more things that you like doing apart from women or just wanking in your bedroom.

As you don't like talking to women though I think that your best bet is to look for someone that doesn't speak English. There are plenty of them on here. It's so-called "intelligent women" that are hard work, so just look for someone that's an idiot.

There you go. A harmless simpleton that you just comunicate with with a series of signals for when you want to have sex or when you're going down the pub etc. That's your type.

Besides the one in the OP's mirror?

you seem like a typical "lounge lizard" Misty... just bouncing form " get lost" to " get lost" at the bar each weekend... while wearing pants one size too tight and some flowered shirt.

Is that you, Stephen? Okay. It probably isn't. I have a male friend who thinks the same as you, about his looks, and women. Why not just go on one of them sites that are targetted at people who love sex? At least then you could get more of what you want.

...don't forget the gold necklace and gold rings

Just because you are good looking doesn't mean a woman wants to have sex with you with your attitude it's a miracle you actually meet any women ! Stuck in dark ages !

Having read your post twice, I feel lost since I couldn't make out what you actually wanted to say. Either I'm losing my comprehension-skills or you could have been 'bit' more expressive..


There's a 'third' alternative, however, that's harping on my mind.. Is there a possibility, that you yourself, didn't understand what you wrote here, let alone others? Incidentally, I 'know' a 'few' who 'talk' merely for the sake of talking. Regrettably they have no idea/knowledge/realization of whatever they are 'blabbering'.. Their sole concern (more appropriately 'desperation')is to hog the limelight, caring little, for the 'garbage' they are 'vomiting'in the process..We usually ignore the presence of such 'meaningless' people in our lives.

Could 'you' be one of 'them'? On 'second' thoughts, 'you possibly couldn't be..'! Wish I could've been rest assured.

Folks, red6mist isn't being serious. He is just being a clown.
People who have been here awhile are accustomed to his comedy routines.

Mist....Rosy Palm will never leave you. Just saying

Jill doesn't either.....unless for some reason you lose the ability....

I hold 'clowns' in high esteem. It takes immense 'strength of mind' accompanied with an 'enviable degree of wit and sense of humor' to make the 'world' laugh at one's own expense. Moreover, I've never seen (or 'heard') a clown, calling someone else ugly.. A 'man' may have been born handsome, or a 'woman' beautiful..We address that as God's artistic/flawless creation..However, when 'that' particular person starts finding others around her/him to be 'ugly'.. well, the only query that starts pervading an 'ordinary' mind of someone like me, is: Is she/he God's beautiful creation, in veracity?.. Is 'this' what we understand and appreciate beauty to be?


Silly 'me'!

Then he is screwed and not in a good way

... as if he ever had the ability.