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when ur reach for ur last condom and theres a hole in it
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when u play with airplane glue with the garage door closed.
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when your mom catches you gettin some in her bed
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when u take a big rip.
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when you take a big rip and your friend is there with a lighter to set your butt on fire!
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when you leave the bar with a lady who has grand kids
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funny man did that happen 2 u?
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when you find out the guy you've been dating is a minor
no it didn't happen!!! |
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when u had way too much to drink and u need to drive home a
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when you kiss the cop that stopped you on your way home and you've had way too much to drink
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WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN JAIL AND GOT NO IDEA WHY
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...you come home from work and there is a strange man sleeping on your living room floor Yep it happened |
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hey fetts!
when your car starts to fishtail on black ice |
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WHEN THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ARE RIGHT MORE OFTEN THAN YOU ARE
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when the voices in ur head speak spanish n u got no idea whats goin on? lol
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when you start to hold conversations with the voices in your head
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HI LURCHES SIS
WHEN YOU COME HOME AND YOUR WIFE IS IN BED WITH A STRANGE WOMAN AND WONT LET YOU JOIN IN |
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when u make a pb&j but in the middle u find u have no jelly or milk
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when you come home and find your husband in bed with a strange man
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...when you come home nd your brother is in your bed with a strange man Yep it happened |
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