all I have to say to that would be...whatever

Get you dirty cold paws off me

Feed them give them free rent and they act like they own you

Cats who would have them

we don't have cats!


they have us as staff

Amen brother.

Yes I believe that
Lol

it is about time for me to go see if i can get hired again

Im the only one I know that can go shopping for jeans or a shirt and return with two oven mits, a cool book and stainless steel measruing spoons...

Nah, not the only one! I do it too!

I went to the store to get a dehumidifier and bike tires for the kid.

I did get them but also walked out with pillow case, fiberfill to put in the pillow case, a candle and who knows what else! UGH!

You are like a drug. I got a little taste of you the other day by talking with you. Now that I got home late from work, I really want to call or text you, but I know you are sleeping. So, I'll be all passive aggressive-ish and post it here!

see there are reasons why I have no patience..
why I don't do dirty talk
why I delete most messages without opening them
or set my filters so high most do not get thru
reasons why I can tell the difference between
a man that just likes to make small talk and
a man that actually wants to take the time to know me
I don't do well in lines and I got a low tolerance for BS
I don't sit around all day holding a man's hand
while he tells me what he had for lunch and what his favorite color is
I don't spend hours and hours listening to him pontificate on and on and on
about whatever subject he happens to want to discuss that day
I don't give out free relationship advice that I will charge a hefty price for two years from now.
I do not sit back as an audience to a one-sided conversation
or converse with a man that is talking to so many others
that he cannot remember my name or what was said in our last conversation


hahaha oh man I should probably put this in my profile..be right back

mingle like a mofo baby that is what this place is designed for
but I will do my chatting in the threads

I am freaking in a lost world in a kitchen store..
I love everything they have.
I fondle it all.
Then go home and try to make do :-)

Soufie, Id like a salad spinner for Yule... *giggle*

Sometimes i forget how good my cooking skills are



.

Oh man, when those first came out, everyone had to have one,
one of those overwhelming market saturation products.

So, I am ashamed to say, I got one for Christmas.
Used it exactly once.

All that preparation..to get your salad dry.
Like we don't already know how.

I have to tell you this snippet.
My sister-in-law, who has never cooked, will never cook in
this lifetime was asked to make a salad for a Church function.
Now THAT she took seriously.
So she says, "Will you make the salad?"
And gets out 'The Salad Shooter.'

I said, "What is THAT?"
She says, "Oh you run everything through 'The Salad Shooter'
and it comes out all sort of mixed." (Blade on top, pump handle
to turn it, slicing say a cucumber into the salad.)

"Uh huh" I say, "where's a knife?"
She doesn't own one.

She did not know how to make a salad
without a Salad Shooter.

Can't you remind yourself, oh, 3 times daily?

*blinkblink*

Bloody hell, even I can make a 20 pound salad... *gigglesnorting*

one knife + one brown paper grocery bag = one tossed salad

which veggies would you like put in the bag????

Love so many here...thank u for every smile....going to not say hi no more....delete!!!!....hugs and happy thoughts...xo :)

What! wait a minute !!!what!!!!! where where are you going.?.. don't delete

The nickname is perfect...

Thank you..