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i never knew bending wrenches was a spectator sport
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It is now......you don't have any pants on
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ordinarily i'd offer to man the grill, but those women have a rather 'pushy' gleam in their eyes!
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Yep they can play shop
talk about engine parts and when they ask us to hand them something we can say "This doohicky..or did ya want this thingamajig?" 
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i'd go with the hickies, if'n i wuz you eric.
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as long as it is the right doohickie and you haven't let it get warm
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Ooooooo you'll be doing the cooking cockadoodle...no doubt about.it
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well, i am quite good at it.
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Edited by
eric22t
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Sat 06/27/15 01:29 PM
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now i am pretty sure she wants me to get back to work so i can lock this place up and get to the grille and radio
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Well in that case....ahem
you might want to put these pants back on
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what we DONT want is bs,lies,players,users,liars and men who love themselves so much they don't need anyone else  other than that a nice normal guy would do.
Seems to me that women flock to aholes.. Maybe it's all that is available. 
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Maybe
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Idunno. maybe we should just stick to the topic...M&M's are pretty awesome tho.
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If you have a jar of m&m's and the majority start being all green, it becomes easier to spot the green m&m's and avoid them. It would be easier to spot a red one among the green. A better analogy might be that the majority of aholes were the normal peanuts, and the good ones were the rotten peanut inside the layers of chocolate and candy coating. We cant see the peanut. We gots ta bite in... ta find out. Cant just say, oh look, a green one...those peanuts are all rotten... I was going to go on a rant, but this is such a perfect analogy  I'm just going drink a toast to you and go to bed.
Cheers! 
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