Just play the "Every Breath You Take" everywhere you go. That should put you in the mood to stalk SOMEONE, ANYONE to the ends of the earth. Kind of a rush thing yanno?

I'm so glad I don't much seriously anymore. Otherwise I might get a bit skeeeered!

oh no...i am stalking fade to black...that is one hot momma..gets the truck fired up and gets 'cooter' the dog ready to go

cooter the dog huh?

Oh come on you guys. You know you want to experience that obsessive, sickly suffocating, nauseating possessiveness that drives a stalker.


J/K with ya. Nothing to joke about really. I've been stalked before. It's freakin' unnerving.

i've never had that problem

I hear ya fade... me too. Truely scary stuff.

Thanks Bob. Hey give me your addy and I can get there in no time at all with my RX8 .... I'm REALLY good at following someone around. Tailgating is my specialty. ha ha

Ya Teddy. Truly it is.

Oh just kiddin bout the tailgating. If you're too slow, I'm much more into weaving to get out of there. I'd be a lousy stalker actually.

You gotta give a rat's ass to stalk. Am I right?

hey, 'cooter' ain't no rat..i think...hey 'cooter', are u a rat?

I have been working hard at stalking Jess. She is down under and my teleporter is busted. It is becoming a pain in the behind. However, she is worth it. Where is goofydame? She is supposed to be helping me.

Stalking is serious and not nice. Been stalked and have done the stalking. However, since I am a stalker by trade, I know some the little secrets.

One interesting hint (that might be out there already--thread is too long for me to read all the way through), google their screen name with quotes around it. If they are usuing the same screen name on other sites, you can find them. Found out a guy I met was showing pictures of Mr. Happy on a site dedicated to that. Ewwwww.

Why is it all my friends on here that would be fun to stalk are too far away?

Hugs, M

nope, cooter ain't no rat..squirrel maybe, me thinks...but no rat...

Stalker Advice:

1. Just because you can see them, it doesn't mean they can see you.

2. Hidden Cameras in the shower are worth their weight in gold.

3. A Restraining Order is meant to be broken.

4. The Garbage is a great way to find out more about them.

5. Despite their objections, they'd really be flattered... honestly.

6. Just be yourself and have fun with it!

FoxyJoshy

See .. now Joshy has me ready to learn the trade.