Topic: Sextronauts Want Your Help
Datwasntme's photo
Fri 06/12/15 06:18 PM
http://www.disclose.tv/news/sextronauts_want_your_help_funding_the_first_porno_shot_in_space/119141?utm_content=buffer8d74f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer




Sextronauts Want Your Help Funding The First Porno Shot In Space



June 12, 2015 - Another day, another attempt to shoot a crowdfunded pornographic film in space for three million dollars. PornHub [NSFW] has created an Indiegogo page to help support their effort to film the first porn in space, the aptly titled SEXPLORATION. The plan is to send actors and, presumably, a camera crew into space where they will film the procreative act.

The plan is a perfect storm of modern tropes: Porn! Space! Crowdfunding! Porn! But it also sounds pretty cool and if they do end up raising over three million dollars I suspect it will be one of the biggest-budget porn shoots in history. Write the creators:


Without great explorers and adventurers, the world as we know it would be a completely different place. Be it by the discovery of new lands or even by way of industrial and cultural innovation, great minds and brave souls have forever changed the way that we see and experience the world. Columbus, Gallileo, Da Vinci, Edison and Ford, among others, have all physically and culturally helped shape the planet that we currently call home. Recently, however, the focus has been shifting over and out to what lies beyond the Earth’s atmosphere. Some are contemplating colonizing Mars while others are promising elevators into space by 2050. One way or another, there are many elements about life in space that need careful consideration and research…especially sex. As such, Pornhub is teaming up with top ranking adult studio Digital Playground in joining the ranks of Armstrong and Gagarin by pioneering a one of a kind mission to defy gravity, make history, and push the boundaries of intergalactic “Sexploration” by filming the first ever sextape in space. In doing so, we will not only be changing the face of the adult industry, we will also be chronicling how a core component of human life operates while in orbit.

If the movie doesn’t get funded you’ll get your cash back and, according to PornHub’s researchers, sex in space is possible so the mission won’t be a dud.

The campaign seems to be moving along at quite a clip but I suspect that it might be a tough job trying to get folks to grab a $1 “Certificate of Endorsement” let alone $150,000 pledge that gets you a sextronaut spacesuit complete with used underwear. Furthermore if I worked at NASA I’d be slightly concerned. As Elon Musk knows, the future of space exploration now seems to be in the hands of the private sector – in some cases quite literally.

soufiehere's photo
Fri 06/12/15 06:22 PM
I dunno, weightless porn seems a reach.
No pun intended :-)

Datwasntme's photo
Fri 06/12/15 06:37 PM
lol

no photo
Fri 06/12/15 06:42 PM
Would hate to be the cameraman with a zero gravity money shot floating around......

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 06/12/15 06:54 PM
Uh, that whole sex-in-space thing has already been done.


Datwasntme's photo
Fri 06/12/15 06:56 PM

Would hate to be the cameraman with a zero gravity money shot floating around......


oh i didn't even think about that
would have to have a water proof room
and not in the kitchen : )

SuzQ66's photo
Fri 06/12/15 06:59 PM
Like I'm gonna send money for someone else to be gettin some when I ain't.whoa

Datwasntme's photo
Fri 06/12/15 07:07 PM

Uh, that whole sex-in-space thing has already been done.





prove it : ) ~

Datwasntme's photo
Fri 06/12/15 07:08 PM

Like I'm gonna send money for someone else to be gettin some when I ain't.whoa


lol i agree
then again i wouldnt pay for it myself
other then the normal buying stuff for my lady <shrug>
<face palm> does that mean i still pay for it ? lol

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 06/12/15 07:14 PM


Uh, that whole sex-in-space thing has already been done.





prove it : ) ~


Do you really think that the CIA and the British Secret Service are going to let me reveal classified information? :tongue:

Datwasntme's photo
Fri 06/12/15 07:17 PM



Uh, that whole sex-in-space thing has already been done.





prove it : ) ~


Do you really think that the CIA and the British Secret Service are going to let me reveal classified information? :tongue:




: )

SuzQ66's photo
Fri 06/12/15 07:17 PM


Like I'm gonna send money for someone else to be gettin some when I ain't.whoa


lol i agree
then again i wouldnt pay for it myself
other then the normal buying stuff for my lady <shrug>
<face palm> does that mean i still pay for it ? lol


Not if you have the right lady, and she picks up things for you that she knows you'd like, too.

Datwasntme's photo
Fri 06/12/15 07:23 PM



Like I'm gonna send money for someone else to be gettin some when I ain't.whoa


lol i agree
then again i wouldnt pay for it myself
other then the normal buying stuff for my lady <shrug>
<face palm> does that mean i still pay for it ? lol


Not if you have the right lady, and she picks up things for you that she knows you'd like, too.


fair enough : )
still looking
i am not really a material type of person
but i know what you mean

SuzQ66's photo
Fri 06/12/15 07:31 PM




Like I'm gonna send money for someone else to be gettin some when I ain't.whoa


lol i agree
then again i wouldnt pay for it myself
other then the normal buying stuff for my lady <shrug>
<face palm> does that mean i still pay for it ? lol


Not if you have the right lady, and she picks up things for you that she knows you'd like, too.


fair enough : )
still looking
i am not really a material type of person
but i know what you mean


Me neither, and that's a damn good thing cause I'm pretty poor, lol...

Hope you find her soon!

Datwasntme's photo
Fri 06/12/15 07:38 PM





Like I'm gonna send money for someone else to be gettin some when I ain't.whoa


lol i agree
then again i wouldnt pay for it myself
other then the normal buying stuff for my lady <shrug>
<face palm> does that mean i still pay for it ? lol


Not if you have the right lady, and she picks up things for you that she knows you'd like, too.


fair enough : )
still looking
i am not really a material type of person
but i know what you mean


Me neither, and that's a damn good thing cause I'm pretty poor, lol...

Hope you find her soon!

oops offtopic

the best people i have met don't have money
and they are the first to try and help out
so to me you are rich : )
and ty ... if it happens , it happens <shrug>
best wishes to you as well : )

no photo
Fri 06/12/15 11:18 PM
Sextronauts Want Your Help Funding The First Porno Shot In Space

I'd rather save up and pay for myself to have sex in space.

Why would I want to pay for other people to have sex in space?

In the future I want to have a 3 way with my Japanese monster fighting sexbot and a moonhooker.



IgorFrankensteen's photo
Sat 06/13/15 07:45 AM
Not in to crowd-funding any for-profit enterprises. However, I could be persuaded to buy stock.