I'm worried that my profile is a little too "mild".

That's fine

I think your profile is very nice over all. Maybe rework the 'domestic servitude' thing as it tips slightly too much toward 'bitter' as guys like to say. Also the 'CV' and 'mother thick' references are unclear to me but that is probably a 'separated by a common language' thing The last two points are my personal OCD thing. Check your spelling etc and delete the duplicate pics. An additional pic of you looking less serious would be nice as well. All in all just little picky things. It's better than many I have seen

Ok Remember you have asked for a profile review I give honest input not platitudes okay...
I am not sure what to call you Matt or Richard???


I do like the profile it is tantalizing and leaves me curious enough to want to chat more.


good luck out here...