1: Talk to me. I won't bite. Ask me anything you want."

Subtext: I might read your message and I can't be bothered to say what I'm looking for, or don't know, so I'll just ask people to message me amd ignore anyone with stupid questions, or anyone I just don't feel like replying to.

2: I have many interests and keep myself busy and active."

Subtext: See one about the ask me thing and I do not have a boring life and am not fat.

3: I like nights out and also cosy nights in with a bit of snuggling up with a bottle of wine and a DVD."

Subtext: I expect you to take me out and if that goes alright I might have sex with you if you can put up with the films I'm going to make you watch and me being drunk.

It's about time somebody posted something interesting and colorful in these forums. Bravo!

TawtStrat gets a drink on me.

"I enjoy long walks on the beach."

I'm homeless.

God will lead me to the right woman...

Subtext.. I have no clue what I am doing..So the first one that emails gets me...