Topic: Ffff! Ffff! Ffff!
BigTeddyBear4u's photo
Wed 10/10/07 12:08 PM
Little Johnny is sitting in biology class and the teacher says that humans are the only animal that can stutter.

Johnny's hand shoots up, "Not correct, Miss!"

"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.

"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the veranda. The neighbor's Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went 'Ffffffffff! Ffffffffffff! Ffffffffff!', and before he could say 'Flip OFF!', the dog ate him!"