Topic: DON'T STEP ON A DUCK
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Wed 05/20/15 12:44 AM
Three guys die together and go to heaven. St. Peter says, "We only have one rule...don't step on the ducks as they are God's favorite creation." They enter heaven, and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the biggest, ugliest woman he'd ever seen. St. Peter chains them together, and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever." The next day, the second guy steps on a duck. Sure enough, St. Peter comes with another ugly woman, and chains them together. Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and doesn't step on any ducks. One day, St. Peter comes along with a beautiful woman; blonde, blue-eyed, very young, and very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word. The man remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve this good fortune?" And the blonde says, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck."

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Wed 05/20/15 02:45 AM
:laughing:

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Wed 05/20/15 02:46 AM
Is that a belly laugh? :wink:

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Wed 05/20/15 02:52 AM

Is that a belly laugh? :wink:


:wink:

metalwing's photo
Wed 05/20/15 05:55 AM
That happened to me!!! laugh

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Sat 05/23/15 08:33 AM
pitchfork
Hell is bit more pleasant
Best girls twirling around
always online, black, white, blue; all the time
but..
Can't nudge, :wink: or IM them
It's the flames you see, they spring from nowhere;
would still dare
but..
for this chorus of hollow :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Sat 05/23/15 08:52 AM
I got your messages. There is a limit on Mingle of how many you can send before the person answers you. I had nothing more to write back. Thanks for your interest. :wink:

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Sat 05/23/15 08:58 AM
Edited by JaiGi on Sat 05/23/15 09:01 AM

I got your messages. There is a limit on Mingle of how many you can send before the person answers you. I had nothing more to write back. Thanks for your interest. :wink:


hahaha
you are a wonderful person & i think people just love you
helplessly

the flames were meant for other 'flames' to read

U r too smart to step on a duck anyway

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Sun 05/24/15 10:01 AM
laugh laugh laugh funny!! I needed a good laugh & no ducks laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 05/24/15 10:13 AM

Three guys die together and go to heaven. St. Peter says, "We only have one rule...don't step on the ducks as they are God's favorite creation." They enter heaven, and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the biggest, ugliest woman he'd ever seen. St. Peter chains them together, and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever." The next day, the second guy steps on a duck. Sure enough, St. Peter comes with another ugly woman, and chains them together. Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and doesn't step on any ducks. One day, St. Peter comes along with a beautiful woman; blonde, blue-eyed, very young, and very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word. The man remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve this good fortune?" And the blonde says, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck."

hahaha... thanks:)

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Fri 07/10/15 05:22 AM
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Fri 07/17/15 02:32 AM

Three guys die together and go to heaven. St. Peter says, "We only have one rule...don't step on the ducks as they are God's favorite creation." They enter heaven, and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the biggest, ugliest woman he'd ever seen. St. Peter chains them together, and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever." The next day, the second guy steps on a duck. Sure enough, St. Peter comes with another ugly woman, and chains them together. Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and doesn't step on any ducks. One day, St. Peter comes along with a beautiful woman; blonde, blue-eyed, very young, and very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word. The man remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve this good fortune?" And the blonde says, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck."
Hahahahahahahaha...

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Fri 07/17/15 03:51 AM
laugh laugh

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Fri 11/06/15 07:45 AM
drinker :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Fri 11/06/15 05:24 PM

Three guys die together and go to heaven. St. Peter says, "We only have one rule...don't step on the ducks as they are God's favorite creation." They enter heaven, and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the biggest, ugliest woman he'd ever seen. St. Peter chains them together, and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever." The next day, the second guy steps on a duck. Sure enough, St. Peter comes with another ugly woman, and chains them together. Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and doesn't step on any ducks. One day, St. Peter comes along with a beautiful woman; blonde, blue-eyed, very young, and very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word. The man remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve this good fortune?" And the blonde says, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck."


laugh

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Fri 11/06/15 05:31 PM
Edited by AZKait on Fri 11/06/15 05:32 PM
The Duck Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q


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Fri 11/06/15 05:35 PM
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Wed 12/09/15 11:26 PM
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