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Three guys die together and go to heaven. St. Peter says, "We only have one rule...don't step on the ducks as they are God's favorite creation." They enter heaven, and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the biggest, ugliest woman he'd ever seen. St. Peter chains them together, and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever." The next day, the second guy steps on a duck. Sure enough, St. Peter comes with another ugly woman, and chains them together. Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and doesn't step on any ducks. One day, St. Peter comes along with a beautiful woman; blonde, blue-eyed, very young, and very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word. The man remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve this good fortune?" And the blonde says, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck."
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Is that a belly laugh?
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Is that a belly laugh?
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That happened to me!!!
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Hell is bit more pleasant Best girls twirling around always online, black, white, blue; all the time but.. Can't nudge, or IM them
It's the flames you see, they spring from nowhere; would still dare but.. for this chorus of hollow
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I got your messages. There is a limit on Mingle of how many you can send before the person answers you. I had nothing more to write back. Thanks for your interest.
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Edited by
JaiGi
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Sat 05/23/15 09:01 AM
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I got your messages. There is a limit on Mingle of how many you can send before the person answers you. I had nothing more to write back. Thanks for your interest.
hahaha you are a wonderful person & i think people just love you helplessly the flames were meant for other 'flames' to read U r too smart to step on a duck anyway |
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funny!! I needed a good laugh & no ducks
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Three guys die together and go to heaven. St. Peter says, "We only have one rule...don't step on the ducks as they are God's favorite creation." They enter heaven, and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the biggest, ugliest woman he'd ever seen. St. Peter chains them together, and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever." The next day, the second guy steps on a duck. Sure enough, St. Peter comes with another ugly woman, and chains them together. Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and doesn't step on any ducks. One day, St. Peter comes along with a beautiful woman; blonde, blue-eyed, very young, and very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word. The man remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve this good fortune?" And the blonde says, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck." hahaha... thanks:) |
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Three guys die together and go to heaven. St. Peter says, "We only have one rule...don't step on the ducks as they are God's favorite creation." They enter heaven, and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the biggest, ugliest woman he'd ever seen. St. Peter chains them together, and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever." The next day, the second guy steps on a duck. Sure enough, St. Peter comes with another ugly woman, and chains them together. Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and doesn't step on any ducks. One day, St. Peter comes along with a beautiful woman; blonde, blue-eyed, very young, and very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word. The man remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve this good fortune?" And the blonde says, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck." |
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Three guys die together and go to heaven. St. Peter says, "We only have one rule...don't step on the ducks as they are God's favorite creation." They enter heaven, and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the biggest, ugliest woman he'd ever seen. St. Peter chains them together, and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever." The next day, the second guy steps on a duck. Sure enough, St. Peter comes with another ugly woman, and chains them together. Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and doesn't step on any ducks. One day, St. Peter comes along with a beautiful woman; blonde, blue-eyed, very young, and very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word. The man remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve this good fortune?" And the blonde says, "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck."
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Edited by
AZKait
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Fri 11/06/15 05:32 PM
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The Duck Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q |
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