What does it mean when a guy names your body parts? Even benign ones like a leg.

Hm, let me go ask my girlfriend's left kneecap Herbert.

I think it would depend on the said body parts and what the names were?

not a clue never done it

Lily, Tina, Maria,
Rosie

Hmmm. Well, even I can say for sure, that naming all a woman's body parts as though they have personalities, is NOT a mainstream American male standard behavior, so what it might mean will require your own observations and questions.

Ah, I see. I was just about to ask whether the names were male or female, and I see you answered that.

Well, assuming he's sane, and likes you, or is in some way having a good time, it sounds like general playfulness.

But if he starts yelling at your leg, and tells you that he thinks your elbow can't be trusted with secrets, I'd start to be concerned.

What is he naming them?
Like "that boob's leroy, that little knee right there is sally mae."
Or is it more like "that kidney is 'boat payment,' those eyes are called 'tuition.'"

If it's the latter, then he's probably going to try and harvest your organs.

If it's the former then maybe he's just bored or has an imagination.

Of course, he might be crazy. Are you wakened in the middle of the night with him talking to the named body parts?
Like is he all "shhhhh! Sally Mae kneecap! Don't wake her. You know I want to be with you forever, I love you, but I can't just give it to her all at once or the cops will put me away! I bought the hacksaw yesterday, just be patient, now I noticed you aren't wearing any panties and you haven't shaved today, c'mere..."

OMG>>>>>>You have humour and I don't care if you read my comment or not it wasn't made for you but for me...

As long as he isn't wanting to eat them....I guess you are in the clear.

Do you have 4 legs???....

Following the scientific chart of female anatomy...

Milk milk
Lemonade
'Round the corner, fudge is made..


Bet I can guess which of your body parts
is named 'Rosie'.

Anything beyond the girls is a bit odd

LOL that is an interesting question.

Can't resist saying it sounds like someone accidently used the wrong name and is trying to dodge and cover. It pays to remember that excited utterances are not always what they seem or mean anything.

As you get older and have kids around sometimes guys will use code words which the kids pick up on ASAP. In certain professions tools and parts do have feminine names. Guess it depends what is being said.

Never a big fan of code or baby talk this would cheese it for the romance with me.

For get the "OH baby" and scream my name. lol

Gluteous maximus is such a long name.

It started with naming the girls and I think he just continued to tease me. He did ask if I had names for them first and since I didn't he named them.

It means he is probably claiming them as
deductions on his income tax.

It means he's a colossal douche nozzle.

Please don't hate me!

He just may be.

No hate!

Bless you for your graciousness!

I personally think it is weird.....but also I think people naming their cars is weird too....so it may just be him 'being funny' or it may be something else...but that's just my nose