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I've always wondered why women are referred to as cows sometimes. And I think I'm getting closer to understanding why.
I was walking through a field earlier when I spotted these three cows heading towards me. The cow in front was deffinitely a woman because the cow behind kept trying to mount her but to no avail. I sympathised with the poor sod. She just would not stop for him. She would slow down, just enough so he could have another try. But After awhile it became embarrassing for him. Her pheromones were drivibg him crazy. This sorry spectacle reminded me of the cruel games women play on men. |
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I've always wondered why women are referred to as cows sometimes. And I think I'm getting closer to understanding why. I was walking through a field earlier when I spotted these three cows heading towards me. The cow in front was deffinitely a woman because the cow behind kept trying to mount her but to no avail. I sympathised with the poor sod. She just would not stop for him. She would slow down, just enough so he could have another try. But After awhile it became embarrassing for him. Her pheromones were drivibg him crazy. This sorry spectacle reminded me of the cruel games women play on men. women, huh... 
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ride em cowboy..lol
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I'm sure you will meet a lot of women here after comparing them to cows.
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I'm sure you will meet a lot of women here after comparing them to cows. why go get steak when you have the cow at home? |
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Someone spends just a wee bit too much time,
checking out cud chewing farm animals. |
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Being from the dairy state, just FYI, cows are females, bulls are males.
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 I would say this was a B.S. story but you never mentioned seeing a bull. |
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He's back!
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I've always wondered why women are referred to as cows sometimes. And I think I'm getting closer to understanding why. I was walking through a field earlier when I spotted these three cows heading towards me. The cow in front was deffinitely a woman because the cow behind kept trying to mount her but to no avail. I sympathised with the poor sod. She just would not stop for him. She would slow down, just enough so he could have another try. But After awhile it became embarrassing for him. Her pheromones were drivibg him crazy. This sorry spectacle reminded me of the cruel games women play on men. Gee I will bite here...  Could it be the bull was trying to mount before the said cow was ready..And it was her way of saying not yet big boy, I am not ready but I am interested. So if you are comparing this behavior to women and men. My analogy would be this.. Some men try to hurry some women along..some women tells some men that they some women are interested just not at the moment..Seems to me that some women might be telling some men that they would like some foreplay from some men..  But what do I know I have never been referred to as a cow.. So this is all guess work... 
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I've always wondered why women are referred to as cows sometimes. And I think I'm getting closer to understanding why. I was walking through a field earlier when I spotted these three cows heading towards me. The cow in front was deffinitely a woman because the cow behind kept trying to mount her but to no avail. I sympathised with the poor sod. She just would not stop for him. She would slow down, just enough so he could have another try. But After awhile it became embarrassing for him. Her pheromones were drivibg him crazy. This sorry spectacle reminded me of the cruel games women play on men. Gee I will bite here... Could it be the bull was trying to mount before the said cow was ready..And it was her way of saying not yet big boy, I am not ready but I am interested. So if you are comparing this behavior to women and men. My analogy would be this.. Some men try to hurry some women along..some women tells some men that they some women are interested just not at the moment..Seems to me that some women might be telling some men that they would like some foreplay from some men.. But what do I know I have never been referred to as a cow.. So this is all guess work... Poor Pancho. Now, all his heifers are gonna be demanding foreplay before letting the bulls bull their way in. 
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I've always wondered why women are referred to as cows sometimes. And I think I'm getting closer to understanding why. I was walking through a field earlier when I spotted these three cows heading towards me. The cow in front was deffinitely a woman because the cow behind kept trying to mount her but to no avail. I sympathised with the poor sod. She just would not stop for him. She would slow down, just enough so he could have another try. But After awhile it became embarrassing for him. Her pheromones were drivibg him crazy. This sorry spectacle reminded me of the cruel games women play on men. Gee I will bite here... Could it be the bull was trying to mount before the said cow was ready..And it was her way of saying not yet big boy, I am not ready but I am interested. So if you are comparing this behavior to women and men. My analogy would be this.. Some men try to hurry some women along..some women tells some men that they some women are interested just not at the moment..Seems to me that some women might be telling some men that they would like some foreplay from some men.. But what do I know I have never been referred to as a cow.. So this is all guess work... Poor Pancho. Now, all his heifers are gonna be demanding foreplay before letting the bulls bull their way in. Sssshhh we won't show them this... Dang it Scrib just cleaned off my screen... Hi sweetie 
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Redmist always finds the way to make me laugh
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Edited by
JustScribbles
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Wed 05/06/15 04:15 PM
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Sssshhh we won't show them this... Dang it Scrib just cleaned off my screen... Hi sweetie Howdy, Ms. AK. *zips lips* Your secret is safe with me. I'll never tell the Vanilla Cowpoke's heifers what they're missing. 
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I would say this was a B.S. story but you never mentioned seeing a bull. 
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Wed 05/06/15 04:38 PM
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I've always wondered why men are referred to as pigs sometimes.
 
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God bless you Wonder Woman.
I knew I couldn't even type a response..( Mingle2 jail bound) 
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mooooooooooooooo
hold up let me back this thing up ahh there we go mooooooooooooooo  obvious baiter thread is obvious 
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I've always wondered why women are referred to as cows Cuz cows are the female of the species. If someone refers to a woman you're dating as a bull, you might want to reach under the dress to check for a horn. Cows have teats/udders. Cowboobs. Cow is more fun to say than tarantula. Some women are giant, slow moving, have massive udders, block doorways until you can butter their sides, and will bust up your fender if you try and push them out of the way with your car. cow behind kept trying to mount her... She just would not stop for him... I sympathised with the poor sod...reminded me of the cruel games women play on men. I'll take "how date rapists rationalize" for 600 Alex. |
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