One evening, a gentleman enters a bar, and takes a seat next to a very attractive young lady.

Every 2 or so minutes, the gentleman looks at his watch, then smiles at the young lady, who can not help but notice his actions. She addresses him. "Sir, is your date running late this evening?"

"No, mam," he replies.

"I see you keep looking at your watch", the young lady says.

"Well, mam, you see, I just bought this watch today. It speaks to me telepathically."

The young lady then asks him, "Well, what did the watch say to you?"

"That you are not wearing any panties, mam."

The young lady began to laugh, and told the gentleman, "You need to get your money back on that watch, I am, as a matter of fact, wearing panties."

The man smiles at her, looks at his watch and says "Well, I'll be, the damn thing is an hour fast..."

Have a great day, y'all

Watch out for this guy.