Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Man who plays with self pulls boner.

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will
wake up in deep sh*t.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

Don’t drink and park - accidents cause people.

State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

He who buries a man’s wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man’s dinner table without the subject coming up.

Baseball all wrong — man with four balls cannot walk.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.

Man’s wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.