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Topic: So?
motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21825	Sat 05/02/15 06:54 AM
I'd like to know if there's any women out there who enjoy the company of thin, bony, stick-armed, pencil-necked men, who can't open a jar of mayonnaise. Funniest chit in a while! Good to see somebody gets it.

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 05/02/15 06:59 AM
I vote for what's behind door number three

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sat 05/02/15 07:08 AM
I vote for what's behind door number three that would be the guy who dresses better than you and have better hair than you... but he is intelligent and can open a jar of mayonnaise and he cooks

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 05/02/15 07:19 AM
I vote for what's behind door number three that would be the guy who dresses better than you and have better hair than you... but he is intelligent and can open a jar of mayonnaise and he cooks very nice...clean fingernails and a brain but he better not be using my hair products

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sat 05/02/15 07:21 AM
I vote for what's behind door number three that would be the guy who dresses better than you and have better hair than you... but he is intelligent and can open a jar of mayonnaise and he cooks very nice...clean fingernails and a brain but he better not be using my hair products err... i think we would be the ones wanting to use his

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 05/02/15 07:23 AM
I vote for what's behind door number three that would be the guy who dresses better than you and have better hair than you... but he is intelligent and can open a jar of mayonnaise and he cooks very nice...clean fingernails and a brain but he better not be using my hair products err... i think we would be the ones wanting to use his ... finally to women that get me... ..aww.. you have been paying attention..

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 05/02/15 07:25 AM Edited by TMommy on Sat 05/02/15 07:26 AM
two darling two sheesh make that half a brain

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sat 05/02/15 07:33 AM Edited by Pansytilly on Sat 05/02/15 07:35 AM
I vote for what's behind door number three that would be the guy who dresses better than you and have better hair than you... but he is intelligent and can open a jar of mayonnaise and he cooks very nice...clean fingernails and a brain but he better not be using my hair products err... i think we would be the ones wanting to use his ... finally to women that get me... ..aww.. you have been paying attention.. awww... you don't have to say that... we'd gladly take care of milo for you... your door is down the hall to the right... don't trip on the way...

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 05/02/15 07:39 AM Edited by no1phD on Sat 05/02/15 07:40 AM
two darling two sheesh make that half a brain .yes.. I noticed my little .. oversight... but I had my hands full at the time...lol..... you know busy busy.... . the Busy Bee gets all the honey.. .. but unfortunately in my case...not .. so much honey..lol.... more like angry Bee.. haters..... poor little bumblebee.. I only wanted some honey... in my best Adam Sandler voice... honey, all the little Bee wants is some honey...lol . .

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 05/02/15 07:42 AM Edited by TMommy on Sat 05/02/15 07:43 AM
two darling two sheesh make that half a brain .yes.. I noticed my little .. oversight... but I had my hands full at the time...lol..... you know busy busy.... . the Busy Bee gets all the honey.. .. but unfortunately in my case...not .. so much honey..lol.... more like angry Bee.. haters..... poor little bumblebee.. I only wanted some honey... in my best Adam Sandler voice... honey, all the little Bee wants is some honey...lol . . well my dear doctor you buzz around dat many dar honeypots you bound to get swatted now and then somehow I know you will be alright

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 05/02/15 07:46 AM
Yes.. I think I may have broken my .. stinger.......hmmm.. you wouldn't know how to straighten one of those out ... by any chance..

2OLD2MESSAROUND Joined Mon 04/13/15 Posts: 1661	Sat 05/02/15 07:54 AM
Some where between this >>> and this >>> Is it a possibility

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 05/02/15 07:55 AM
where does everybody get the cool cartoony things from..?..

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 05/02/15 08:06 AM
Yes.. I think I may have broken my .. stinger.......hmmm.. you wouldn't know how to straighten one of those out ... by any chance.. ooooo I have straightened out more than a few men in my time

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 05/02/15 08:09 AM
Hubba Bubba chewing gum...mmmhmm.... probably by them just watching you cross the street towards them.... Bing bong.. .. and then of course you walking straight past them.... ohh.. and the views just keep getting better..

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 05/02/15 08:12 AM


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no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 05/02/15 08:21 AM
..ohhh...mmmm.. don't do that to me..mmmm.... ding dang.. .. good god woman.... that dress that desk..mmmhmmm... Thumpany .thump thump.... .

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 05/02/15 08:24 AM
hahaha she is one of my favorite gifs to use

2OLD2MESSAROUND Joined Mon 04/13/15 Posts: 1661	Sat 05/02/15 08:25 AM
no1phD asked >>> where does everybody get the cool cartoony things from..?.. This is the sight I use most often >>> http://www.sherv.net just one of many out there as an option!