They only cost $60 a half hour and some of them are drop dead gorgeous with assets on their assets. You don't have to spend $20 bucks at the coffee shop then a follow up $100 at the restaurant then beg and whine and spends weeks complimenting every pair of shoes in their closet.
Take it from me, phone up a smoking hot babe and you can come right over and have the time of your life.
You don't need to spend sixteen days on a dating site going through eighteen women bored out of their gourds at all the mens phoney come ons until you get one that will invite you over for tea and crumpets.
An escort is the way to go. You can use her place so no motel fees, and she will be younger, sexier, prettier, hotter and much more fun, and she won't even tell the wife that you have hiding in your closet.

Wow!!! Today I have learned in a short time I have been going about this all wrong.
IMO personally if someone thinks they have to pony up all this money... To have someone spend time with them.. I honestly believe they are the ones that are lacking confidence in who and what they are..

OF course I have been known to be wrong a time or two...










going to grab coffee and watch this one play out

hasn't this been done already in that hooker thread?

^Gmorn! Coffee sounds good too.

Edit. Sitka.

If I wanted to tap a whore...




Sorry, I've yet to meet a hole-in-the-mattress
that's worth paying for.

Nah Mom.. that thread talked about the up and up honesty of the Hookers
This one is about women saying one thing and doing another...


pours coffee for honey
cream, sugar?

I don't believe I have ever had an offer of tea and crumpets...


but thanks a lot now I want coffee

there ya go trish

in the end hookers are what u will get cos no decent woman will want u with that attitude

Hold on! Are there also male escorts? I might be interested, urmmmm, for a friend, that is.

am not paying for rent a wang

so some one gives you free batteries for bob?

never tried one lmao.never owned one.am saving meself for ice cube

so many lines but none printable

Actually, many escorts date on the side and they are smoking hot when they do.
Nothing like leftovers warmed over to keep the engine purring.

Well if you get a hooker four times a week, at the $60 a half hour rate, then you are spending $240 a week on hookers. You could feasibly go out on three dates (let's say the dates average $75 a date....cause hey...you are a nice guy). That's $225 for a weeks worth of dates. So you save $15 bucks, probably don't have sex but you run less risk of an STD, and there is the chance that you actually meet THE girl. Plus you may not spend $75 on each date. The hookers you will always have a flat rate, plus they probably want a tip for getting you off, lol. Good Lord.....didn't realize I was going to be doing a word problem.

There is a chance you could meet THE girl with hookers, too. Have you seen "Pretty Woman"?

aye n leftovers stink n go off quick

I love watching hooker porn..backwards.
It's great when she gives money to the john.