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| Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 32 | |
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Keep the home fires burning.
A beautiful song for our heroes. VE Day. 
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Pretender much are we
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I promise to take care of you when old but first time you hit me with your cane I'll wash your dentures in toilet water.
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Happy Mother's Day, kiddo.
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I promise to NOT toss your penis out after I cut it off if I find you cheating on me.
Cause I am your lady And you are my man Whenever you cheat on me I'll do all that I can. |
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I promise to NOT toss your penis out after I cut it off if I find you cheating on me. Cause I am your lady And you are my man Whenever you cheat on me I'll do all that I can. I somehow doubt this message was approved by Celine  
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Happy mothers day to my mom,and to all the mothers in heaven,,,,
love you moma,, |
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I promise to NOT toss your penis out after I cut it off if I find you cheating on me. Cause I am your lady And you are my man Whenever you cheat on me I'll do all that I can. |
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Dear Animal Control Lady...
Yeah.. So you saw the feral kitten and O'MalleyCat atop of the lobster trap.. Thank you for leaving them alone... |
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... "Can I have your attention please"...
I almost replied "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up!" |
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... "Can I have your attention please"... I almost replied "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up!" *snickering* |
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If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your butt.
I dont care if you don't like me. I dont live to please everyone. |
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If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your butt. I dont care if you don't like me. I dont live to please everyone. There isn't anymore room left up there!...  JK...Hi, lady... 
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Put my foot in my mouth .
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I gave ya the benefit of the doubt
more than one chance to be real which is more than I give to most for I am not a patient woman |
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I can't get you out of my mind because my daydream turned into reality.
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I promise to take care of you when old but first time you hit me with your cane I'll wash your dentures in toilet water.  |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/10/15 02:01 PM
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If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your butt. I dont care if you don't like me. I dont live to please everyone. There isn't anymore room left up there!... JK...Hi, lady... 
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Hey Mingle peeps! I saw there was a mingle app so I thought I'd try it out and drop in and say hi to all my old friends! I hope everyone is well.
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Looks like you can't see pics people have posted with the app though.
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