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Topic: Singing Pigs!
WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Tue 04/21/15 04:23 PM
"��Never attempt to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." Trying to get a pig to sing just ends up with an angry pig. So, don't waste your time with idiots, just ignore them, and focus your attention on the people who are smart, interesting and worthy of your time and energy.

IamwhoIam1 Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 6400	Tue 04/21/15 04:28 PM
Is that the same as herding cats? Please provide illustration.

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Tue 04/21/15 04:35 PM
"��Never attempt to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." Trying to get a pig to sing just ends up with an angry pig. So, don't waste your time with idiots, just ignore them, and focus your attention on the people who are smart, interesting and worthy of your time and energy. Who's that? Jimi Ham-drix? ha ha

HeadnHeart Joined Wed 06/02/10 Posts: 1270	Tue 04/21/15 04:38 PM
"��Never attempt to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." Trying to get a pig to sing just ends up with an angry pig. So, don't waste your time with idiots, just ignore them, and focus your attention on the people who are smart, interesting and worthy of your time and energy. Who's that? Jimi Ham-drix? ha ha Or Maybe Squealy Dan?

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Tue 04/21/15 04:41 PM
Still... I'll take mine with toast, hashbrowns, and eggs over easy.

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Tue 04/21/15 04:41 PM
Is that the same as herding cats? Please provide illustration. It's like herding cats. Cats are not herding animals. Herding cats is an impossible task.

SassyEuro Joined Wed 03/11/15 Posts: 1000	Tue 04/21/15 04:43 PM Edited by SassyEuro on Tue 04/21/15 04:45 PM
"��Never attempt to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." Trying to get a pig to sing just ends up with an angry pig. So, don't waste your time with idiots, just ignore them, and focus your attention on the people who are smart, interesting and worthy of your time and energy. I see Elvis ! But yea, I agree with you, it is a waste of time & energy. Kind of like the scripture " Don't cast your pearls before swine " Nobody gets anywhere or accomplishs anything or changes anything.

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Tue 04/21/15 04:43 PM
Sorry but I don't have much of a life. Arguing with idiots passes time

SassyEuro Joined Wed 03/11/15 Posts: 1000	Tue 04/21/15 04:46 PM
Sorry but I don't have much of a life. Arguing with idiots passes time The temptation can be overwhelming!

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Tue 04/21/15 04:46 PM
Sorry but I don't have much of a life. Arguing with idiots passes time The temptation can be overwhelming! Makes me feel superior. Good for the ego

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Tue 04/21/15 04:46 PM
"��Never attempt to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." Trying to get a pig to sing just ends up with an angry pig. So, don't waste your time with idiots, just ignore them, and focus your attention on the people who are smart, interesting and worthy of your time and energy. Who's that? Jimi Ham-drix? ha ha Or Maybe Squealy Dan? Or Elvis Porkley, singing "You ain't nothing but a hotdog!" ha ha, or "Ham-break Hotel?"

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Tue 04/21/15 04:47 PM
Sorry but I don't have much of a life. Arguing with idiots passes time

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Tue 04/21/15 04:48 PM
Dang now I want bacon

SassyEuro Joined Wed 03/11/15 Posts: 1000	Tue 04/21/15 04:56 PM
Dang now I want bacon Lucky you.. I just got a flashback from the movie " Deliverance .

HeadnHeart Joined Wed 06/02/10 Posts: 1270	Tue 04/21/15 04:57 PM
"��Never attempt to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." Trying to get a pig to sing just ends up with an angry pig. So, don't waste your time with idiots, just ignore them, and focus your attention on the people who are smart, interesting and worthy of your time and energy. Who's that? Jimi Ham-drix? ha ha Or Maybe Squealy Dan? Or Elvis Porkley, singing "You ain't nothing but a hotdog!" ha ha, or "Ham-break Hotel?" Singing....You aint nothin but a Hot Dog, porkin all the time, Gotta find me a bun, and make her a friend o' Mine... I know juvenile, but...I don't care...

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Tue 04/21/15 04:59 PM
Dang now I want bacon Lucky you.. I just got a flashback from the movie " Deliverance . And I thought I was warped lol Now I'm thinking of the movie Babe. That'll do pig

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Tue 04/21/15 05:01 PM
Is that the same as herding cats? Please provide illustration. It's like herding cats. Cats are not herding animals. Herding cats is an impossible task. I actually knew someone that was their username and I watched her one night actually herd her cat it was hilarious and dang if she didn't do it.. So WW we might have to change that to almost impossible... we also had a bottle of wine and tequila involved that night

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Tue 04/21/15 05:09 PM
Dang now I want bacon Lucky you.. I just got a flashback from the movie " Deliverance . You shor does have a purdy mouf.

SassyEuro Joined Wed 03/11/15 Posts: 1000	Tue 04/21/15 05:21 PM
Dang now I want bacon Lucky you.. I just got a flashback from the movie " Deliverance . You shor does have a purdy mouf. It was the ' other line' but thanks for the visual. At least it was one of the few movies that actually let's the viewer have a sense of justice

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Tue 04/21/15 05:24 PM
Dang now I want bacon Lucky you.. I just got a flashback from the movie " Deliverance . You shor does have a purdy mouf. It was the ' other line' but thanks for the visual. At least it was one of the few movies that actually let's the viewer have a sense of justice Just doin' my part for the betterment of humanity.