As I stick my sweaty arm up the vagina of a cow ...
... I think of your moist, warm lips ... and wish you were here now.

The warm and friendly feeling of a cow turd on the ground ...
... Reminds me of your gentle warmth I feel all year 'round.

The stinking, filthy carcass of a rotting feral pig ...
... Bloated in the sunlight ... like my love for you, grows big.

The twitching, wobbly spleen of a freshly slaughtered sheep ...
... Reminds me of your lovely breasts - oh, it nearly makes me weep.

The fresh ejected vomit of a cattle dog that's crook ...
... Makes me ponder on the tasty pots of stew that you can cook.

As my lovely snow white stallion drops a rancid, roaring fart,
I'm reminded of the music that is played within your heart.

The rattling, untuned motor of my rusty Valiant ute,
Jog my memory of your lovely voice, conversational and cute.

The thudding of a turd in the outhouse dunny tin ...
Makes me think of your soft footsteps, to the bedroom, coming in.

The shrieking of a cockatoo being swallowed by a snake,
Gets me joyful, gets me smiling, It's like the laughter that you make.

When I trip over at the spray-race in the dip and piss and slop ...
... I recall all those loving tears that you frequently drop.

As I hawk a giant boogy up, and spit it in the dust ...
... I cannot help but feel your slippery, luscious lust.

Oh, my darling, I'm your drake, and with a bit of LUCK ...
... I'd love to jump upon you and ...
and ...
and ...
let you be my ...
... female duck!!