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Yesssss
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The weekly cycle, no pun
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I used to be a people person
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Politically Correct
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Image of Africa created by Hollywood
Uche, this goes out to you, lover.  We will make beautiful babies together.  Image of Africa |
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12 Real Questions That Were Asked About Pregnancy
These are actually questions that people asked about pregnancy. The responses are hilarious. Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. |
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No, it's to find the perfect cupcake, as in a man!!!
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That's why I believe in eugenics.
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Then how come every time I love a man, he makes me cry?
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Edited by
IamwhoIam1
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Fri 06/26/15 03:45 AM
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Happy Birthday on both?
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Edited by
IamwhoIam1
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Fri 06/26/15 03:59 AM
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Must get bikini body #7 kitty
Copy and paste link. The code keeps altering the link to a blank page otherwise. Hmmm http://metro.co.uk/2015/06/01/12-kittens-who-will-make-you-feel-better-about-it-being-monday-again-5203201 |
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