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Topic: Best date
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Sat 04/18/15 10:53 PM
What's the best date you've ever been on?

The one where I was really happy and comfortable and wasn't overly concerned because they made it clear they were having a good time and enjoying themselves as well.

But that's kind of a tie with the one where I took a woman to dinner and it turned out she had her tongue pierced that day so constantly spoke with a lisp, then got a chili flake stuck in the hole and freaked out a little getting up and squawking and waving her arms like a chicken while I went and got her some milk, then she told me that she had a boyfriend and she wanted me to be her friend but continued to take her out on romantic dates and bought her stuff but it could never be more than friends.

One felt good, one was hilarious.


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Sun 04/19/15 02:30 AM

Ive never had oneohwell



You've never had a date!? Or never had a good date?

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Sun 04/19/15 04:26 AM
Unless you believe in immaculate conception... noway I'd say she meant GOOD date...

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Sun 04/19/15 04:31 AM

Unless you believe in immaculate conception... noway I'd say she meant GOOD date...


I find that hard to believe. I've had so many, fantastic, memorable dates when I was younger, that they swept me off of my feet.


....then they cut me off at the knees and I now walk on my hands.

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Sun 04/19/15 09:12 AM
not a one ...only because...
I felt they where not right for me... other wise good but not good for me ... :smile:

Tiffany252's photo
Sun 04/19/15 05:32 PM

I haven't had one.

me neither

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Sun 04/19/15 05:55 PM


What's the best date you've ever been on?


Oh my next date is goona rule! I have it all planned out. Gonna dress up as our favorite super hero characters, rent a limo, drive around town and pick up strangers who wanna ride in the limo and party with two people dressed up as super heroes....then we shall seek out danger and save a cat in a tree while our new drunken friends in the limo watch on....do an interview with the local news on how we saved that cat and how life is good...and then have the news crew take shots with us in the limo....then drive around some more and drop off our new drunken friends in places they have never been....leave....have them scared shitless....then come back and save them (we are still super heroes)....news crew comes back and talks about our good deeds.....shots......and then it's off to waffle house for a three AM breakfast.




I am SOOO there!!!....:banana:

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Sun 04/19/15 06:05 PM
I've never had a good enough date that was worth talking about.

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Sun 04/19/15 06:27 PM
I've had dates so good I cant talk about them.

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Sun 04/19/15 06:50 PM



What's the best date you've ever been on?


Oh my next date is goona rule! I have it all planned out. Gonna dress up as our favorite super hero characters, rent a limo, drive around town and pick up strangers who wanna ride in the limo and party with two people dressed up as super heroes....then we shall seek out danger and save a cat in a tree while our new drunken friends in the limo watch on....do an interview with the local news on how we saved that cat and how life is good...and then have the news crew take shots with us in the limo....then drive around some more and drop off our new drunken friends in places they have never been....leave....have them scared shitless....then come back and save them (we are still super heroes)....news crew comes back and talks about our good deeds.....shots......and then it's off to waffle house for a three AM breakfast.




I am SOOO there!!!....:banana:


I'm Batman! Haha

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Sun 04/19/15 06:54 PM




What's the best date you've ever been on?


Oh my next date is goona rule! I have it all planned out. Gonna dress up as our favorite super hero characters, rent a limo, drive around town and pick up strangers who wanna ride in the limo and party with two people dressed up as super heroes....then we shall seek out danger and save a cat in a tree while our new drunken friends in the limo watch on....do an interview with the local news on how we saved that cat and how life is good...and then have the news crew take shots with us in the limo....then drive around some more and drop off our new drunken friends in places they have never been....leave....have them scared shitless....then come back and save them (we are still super heroes)....news crew comes back and talks about our good deeds.....shots......and then it's off to waffle house for a three AM breakfast.




I am SOOO there!!!....:banana:


I'm Batman! Haha


I'd be Robin, but I really wanna be Ironman!!!...laugh

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Sun 04/19/15 06:58 PM





What's the best date you've ever been on?


Oh my next date is goona rule! I have it all planned out. Gonna dress up as our favorite super hero characters, rent a limo, drive around town and pick up strangers who wanna ride in the limo and party with two people dressed up as super heroes....then we shall seek out danger and save a cat in a tree while our new drunken friends in the limo watch on....do an interview with the local news on how we saved that cat and how life is good...and then have the news crew take shots with us in the limo....then drive around some more and drop off our new drunken friends in places they have never been....leave....have them scared shitless....then come back and save them (we are still super heroes)....news crew comes back and talks about our good deeds.....shots......and then it's off to waffle house for a three AM breakfast.




I am SOOO there!!!....:banana:


I'm Batman! Haha


I'd be Robin, but I really wanna be Ironman!!!...laugh


For one night only....Batman and Ironman....saving kittens and getting strangers drunk in a limo. Film at 11. laugh

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Sun 04/19/15 06:59 PM
I am sorry, Senator. But, I have no clear recollection of the events in question.

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Sun 04/19/15 07:19 PM






What's the best date you've ever been on?


Oh my next date is goona rule! I have it all planned out. Gonna dress up as our favorite super hero characters, rent a limo, drive around town and pick up strangers who wanna ride in the limo and party with two people dressed up as super heroes....then we shall seek out danger and save a cat in a tree while our new drunken friends in the limo watch on....do an interview with the local news on how we saved that cat and how life is good...and then have the news crew take shots with us in the limo....then drive around some more and drop off our new drunken friends in places they have never been....leave....have them scared shitless....then come back and save them (we are still super heroes)....news crew comes back and talks about our good deeds.....shots......and then it's off to waffle house for a three AM breakfast.




I am SOOO there!!!....:banana:


I'm Batman! Haha


I'd be Robin, but I really wanna be Ironman!!!...laugh


For one night only....Batman and Ironman....saving kittens and getting strangers drunk in a limo. Film at 11. laugh


Then catch a ride to IHOP with you in the Batmobile???...shades

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