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What is the worst date you have been on?
Mine was the rubbish dumb and that's no lie. |
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oh my god you just made me laugh
ok here is one of mine: said he was an architect and 48.. I picked restaurant and drove there he did not bother to call and let me know he was running 15 min late food was good but had brewery so he launched into a big speech about everything he knew about beer in the middle of a conversation with me he interrups me to tell me 'I just really like your mouth" sooooo we go to this indoor archery range because he is gonna show me how to shoot. He was tall and pasty white and definitely from the city. ummmm no the owner showed both of us how to do it since this guy kept doing it wrong dropping his arrow owner told me I was a natural on compound nice grouping guy I was with was getting pissed everytime I hit bullseye so we left and he took me downtown to a sushi bar and I tried some crab kind with rice for first time which was actually pretty good then he ordered tuna came out just a hunk of red rubbery looking meat on plate kept telling me try it I said ummmmmmm no then it was back to where I parked my car sitting in his truck hearing about his kids, his wife turns out he is separated not divorced has six kids...sik???? and he was 54 not 48 told me I smelled good "very fresh" asked if he could touch my hair I said ok so he reaches up in back of my head graps a big handful of it and pulls ummmm you just pull my hair? "ya did ya like it?" ummm no and get your hand off my head now lets see asked me if I wanted to get in back seat with him asked me if I wanted another baby when he walked me the car to kiss me goodnight and say goodbye he asked me if he could unbutton the next button on my blouse and peek down my shirt oh ya he mentioned he had his own place and the word porn and how much he watches it came out of his mouth four times or five times and asked me if I wanted to climb into his backseat needless to say it was a first and only date and in fact I had to block him after that |
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Edited by
SassyEuro
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Thu 04/09/15 07:24 PM
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What is the worst date you have been on? Mine was the rubbish dumb and that's no lie. He took you to a trash dump? * as we call it it here* |
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What is the worst date you have been on? Mine was the rubbish dumb and that's no lie. He took you to a trash dump? * as we call it it here* Yes he did and said it was because it was a treat. What was I thinking? |
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I can't say I've had any bad dates, but I was
seeing this guy for a while and one morning I went downstairs and found half the refrigerator contents on the counter. He said they all had passed their expiration dates. It was then that I noticed he had too. lol I do check that kind of stuff more often now though :) |
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oh my god you just made me laugh ok here is one of mine: said he was an architect and 48.. I picked restaurant and drove there he did not bother to call and let me know he was running 15 min late food was good but had brewery so he launched into a big speech about everything he knew about beer in the middle of a conversation with me he interrups me to tell me 'I just really like your mouth" sooooo we go to this indoor archery range because he is gonna show me how to shoot. He was tall and pasty white and definitely from the city. ummmm no the owner showed both of us how to do it since this guy kept doing it wrong dropping his arrow owner told me I was a natural on compound nice grouping guy I was with was getting pissed everytime I hit bullseye so we left and he took me downtown to a sushi bar and I tried some crab kind with rice for first time which was actually pretty good then he ordered tuna came out just a hunk of red rubbery looking meat on plate kept telling me try it I said ummmmmmm no then it was back to where I parked my car sitting in his truck hearing about his kids, his wife turns out he is separated not divorced has six kids...sik???? and he was 54 not 48 told me I smelled good "very fresh" asked if he could touch my hair I said ok so he reaches up in back of my head graps a big handful of it and pulls ummmm you just pull my hair? "ya did ya like it?" ummm no and get your hand off my head now lets see asked me if I wanted to get in back seat with him asked me if I wanted another baby when he walked me the car to kiss me goodnight and say goodbye he asked me if he could unbutton the next button on my blouse and peek down my shirt oh ya he mentioned he had his own place and the word porn and how much he watches it came out of his mouth four times or five times and asked me if I wanted to climb into his backseat needless to say it was a first and only date and in fact I had to block him after that Ewwwwe the dump would have been better. I feel for you. Here have these flowers    |
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oh my god you just made me laugh ok here is one of mine: said he was an architect and 48.. I picked restaurant and drove there he did not bother to call and let me know he was running 15 min late food was good but had brewery so he launched into a big speech about everything he knew about beer in the middle of a conversation with me he interrups me to tell me 'I just really like your mouth" sooooo we go to this indoor archery range because he is gonna show me how to shoot. He was tall and pasty white and definitely from the city. ummmm no the owner showed both of us how to do it since this guy kept doing it wrong dropping his arrow owner told me I was a natural on compound nice grouping guy I was with was getting pissed everytime I hit bullseye so we left and he took me downtown to a sushi bar and I tried some crab kind with rice for first time which was actually pretty good then he ordered tuna came out just a hunk of red rubbery looking meat on plate kept telling me try it I said ummmmmmm no then it was back to where I parked my car sitting in his truck hearing about his kids, his wife turns out he is separated not divorced has six kids...sik???? and he was 54 not 48 told me I smelled good "very fresh" asked if he could touch my hair I said ok so he reaches up in back of my head graps a big handful of it and pulls ummmm you just pull my hair? "ya did ya like it?" ummm no and get your hand off my head now lets see asked me if I wanted to get in back seat with him asked me if I wanted another baby when he walked me the car to kiss me goodnight and say goodbye he asked me if he could unbutton the next button on my blouse and peek down my shirt oh ya he mentioned he had his own place and the word porn and how much he watches it came out of his mouth four times or five times and asked me if I wanted to climb into his backseat needless to say it was a first and only date and in fact I had to block him after that I'm going to dissect here. I liked when he interrupted to say he liked your mouth, telling you that you smelled nice, playfully pulling your hair and peeking inside the blouse, unbuttoning the next button. Hot. Very sensual. The other stuff with the porn, jumping in the backseat, lying about his age, the separation and 6 children, insecurity and competitive streak, not cutting it. He didn't have his game down all the way. It was a good beginning, just fumbled the ball and lost the game. |
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oh my god you just made me laugh ok here is one of mine: said he was an architect and 48.. I picked restaurant and drove there he did not bother to call and let me know he was running 15 min late food was good but had brewery so he launched into a big speech about everything he knew about beer in the middle of a conversation with me he interrups me to tell me 'I just really like your mouth" sooooo we go to this indoor archery range because he is gonna show me how to shoot. He was tall and pasty white and definitely from the city. ummmm no the owner showed both of us how to do it since this guy kept doing it wrong dropping his arrow owner told me I was a natural on compound nice grouping guy I was with was getting pissed everytime I hit bullseye so we left and he took me downtown to a sushi bar and I tried some crab kind with rice for first time which was actually pretty good then he ordered tuna came out just a hunk of red rubbery looking meat on plate kept telling me try it I said ummmmmmm no then it was back to where I parked my car sitting in his truck hearing about his kids, his wife turns out he is separated not divorced has six kids...sik???? and he was 54 not 48 told me I smelled good "very fresh" asked if he could touch my hair I said ok so he reaches up in back of my head graps a big handful of it and pulls ummmm you just pull my hair? "ya did ya like it?" ummm no and get your hand off my head now lets see asked me if I wanted to get in back seat with him asked me if I wanted another baby when he walked me the car to kiss me goodnight and say goodbye he asked me if he could unbutton the next button on my blouse and peek down my shirt oh ya he mentioned he had his own place and the word porn and how much he watches it came out of his mouth four times or five times and asked me if I wanted to climb into his backseat needless to say it was a first and only date and in fact I had to block him after that I'm going to dissect here. I liked when he interrupted to say he liked your mouth, telling you that you smelled nice, playfully pulling your hair and peeking inside the blouse, unbuttoning the next button. Hot. Very sensual. The other stuff with the porn, jumping in the backseat, lying about his age, the separation and 6 children, insecurity and competitive streak, not cutting it. He didn't have his game down all the way. It was a good beginning, just fumbled the ball and lost the game. 
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Exactly. With the right man, those moves would have been hot. Are you paying attention, fellas?
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I can't say I've had any bad dates, but I was seeing this guy for a while and one morning I went downstairs and found half the refrigerator contents on the counter. He said they all had passed their expiration dates. It was then that I noticed he had too. lol I do check that kind of stuff more often now though :) hahahahahahahahahahaha What a helpful date :-) |
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@Tmoomy On behalf of all the good men in the world I would like to offer our apology
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Thank you I must admit the two guys I have spoken to have been real gentlemen. They have been very helpful and understanding from where I come from. Their advice has been really good. I wish them all the best and for a perfect woman for them. They know who they are.
I know there are others out there. Its just sifting through the rubbish to find the gem closer to home. |
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I pull up to pick the gal up. I open the door for her. She gets in the truck and before her tail hits the seat she blurts out, "I been raped 3 times". Too much, too soon. I took her by the hand and helped her OUT of my truck, said good night and left.
Then there was the lady I was to meet at her place of employment as she used the company gym after work and would shower and dress there. I arrived, she decided she would ride with me and we wandered through town chatting up a storm. Stopped at the pier and fed some pigeons and seagulls. Drove to the beach and walked and talked as the sun set. Had a thousand laughs. Had a beer and some shrimp cocktail at a seaside grub n pub. Boy what a date we had. I drove her back to her car with the intention of planning another evening. However, when we arrived at her workplace, her HUSBAND was standing next to her car! He started in on me and I said, "Whoa buddy. You got a her problem not a me problem". She yelled at him to shut up and looked at me and said, "I get the feeling I'm not going to see you again." I just laughed and left. And NO, I never contacted her again. Then there was.....I could go on but I won't. |
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Oh my gosh you poor guy. What was those chicks thinking? I feel for you.
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He was tall, dark and handsome, a millionaire with a harley. I was looking forward to our date which was I invited him over for a few drinks and a game of chess.
I won the chess game and he sulked. But the killer was he had the worst breath ever. It filled the room like an evil invisible fog. I ended the date asap. Hmmm, he was not used to no, as in not interested and stalked me for months after. Scary, scary guy. He still lives in my town. 
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I have had a few interesting first dates too Annie. Interesting is a polite way of referring to them...lol
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Ewwwe I can understand you are beautiful Ladywind7.That is one way of God telling you he is not the one lol.
QuinteGuy share your story. You are more than welcome. |
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I have had a few that were a bit unpleasant.. I will admit when I was going a lot of first dates. I would have it arranged to get an emergency call about 40 minutes into the date..
IF it was one I wanted to run from I would tell them..I am so sorry about this but this is work and I have a client in crisis.. We will do this another time... then I would run... forest run |
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I have no problem telling someone they are uninteresting to me and I want to end the date. Pretty much goes like: "Look, we're wasting our time here. You (INSERT REASON - hate baby seals, worship satan, are a Saints fan, etc.) and that's a buzz kill. Thanks for coming out, but I'm going to say good night now. Be careful going home. And then I leave.
Easy, honest, respectful. |
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@Tmoomy On behalf of all the good men in the world I would like to offer our apology I can laugh about it now but it was the mmmm maybe second date I went on after being married for 20 years so it was a bit of a shocker 
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