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Hey, I want to pet you, urrrmmm, I mean the "ducklings" too. Do you also have a hamster? 
Oh Jeez...Marry me for the rest o'the afternoon, will you please? I'm a li'l creaky, but I'm good at least that long. I'll even go hunt a hamster down to prove my manly worth. 
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Edited by
panchovanilla
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Thu 04/09/15 10:04 PM
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I just tell them the basics.
That I'm a target aquisition specialist, with the armed drone program. And I love my work. Then I ask for their gps coordinates. |
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Hey, I want to pet you, urrrmmm, I mean the "ducklings" too. Do you also have a hamster?
Oh Jeez...Marry me for the rest o'the afternoon, will you please? I'm a li'l creaky, but I'm good at least that long. I'll even go hunt a hamster down to prove my manly worth.
Just write me another limerick, baby. 
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 <<<--- me on a good day
 <<<--- me on a bad day
 <<<--- me today
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So, if, 'tell me about yourself' gets a b**ch slapping
What message will get me a whipping 
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So, if, 'tell me about yourself' gets a b**ch slapping What message will get me a whipping
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Edited by
JustScribbles
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Fri 04/10/15 04:31 PM
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Hey, I want to pet you, urrrmmm, I mean the "ducklings" too. Do you also have a hamster?
Oh Jeez...Marry me for the rest o'the afternoon, will you please? I'm a li'l creaky, but I'm good at least that long. I'll even go hunt a hamster down to prove my manly worth.
Just write me another limerick, baby.
The curly haired Goddess in red offered a challenge (for which I was bred) so, a hamster I found and with hardly a sound said softly, 'So where shall we wed?' Ah Ah Ahhh, Tsk Tsk. 
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When I am asked that question I usually come back with have you read my profile I am sure the answer is there...Poof they are gone I'd rather read that body language baby.  
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But, but, but...oh, never mind. *Eureka! I've got it!* 'Tell me about yourself?' or maybe I could add a bunch o'question marks! Surely that'd comvince'em I'm really interested (even if they won't send me a plane ticket right this second.) Plan B: Ummm, plan B, plan B...dammit, I have not plans. I have just desire. I have motive in secret. Oh!!! I have large wildebeast ranch in Outer Mongolia! And you make pretty at me, I take you there. Send just one aeroplain tikket and will I swept you oof your foots. This isn't workin', huh? *dusts off Plan C and heads back to the keyboard* Lol... I really tried to catch up and read all. Post but I could only get this far before. My eyes started watering and broke out into. Uncontrollable laughter... Thank you all for such a wonderful read. |
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If they are being genuine the tell me about yourself question does not bother me. I take it like they are trying to break the ice however I think you should answer some basic questions about yourself before asking that question.Its hard emailing someone you have never met and wondering if your connecting but in person that question is pretty lame.
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I just tell them the basics. That I'm a target aquisition specialist, with the armed drone program. And I love my work. Then I ask for their gps coordinates.
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I usually get "I'm new here and came across your profile and your beautiful smile attracted me and ... beautiful this that and the other... can we get to know each other please.."
Yes, nice and flattering to hear I'm beautiful but at a certain point its value starts to wear off 
20 questions begins when you start talking to a guy... - You been here long? --- none of your business - How often do you date? --- none of your business - Do you... this? --- none of your business - Have you... that? --- none of your business When I feel like I'm a person of interest in a murder case, I'm off... I don't like being interrogated. |
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I like u
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