runs down stairs.. into the sub basement... where did I put that typewriter..lmao..

Ditto. I don't even know who to ask 'Are you ok?!?'

Lol... yes, do it old-skool, the Stephen King way... in a dungeon on an old fashioned typewriter.
Alternatively you may use a more contemporary typewriter... one with a cable and USB that plugs into this big humming device.... No NOT the vibrator, sweetheart ... the other humming device, slightly larger than the vibrator... no no no ... NOT the vibrating **** plug!!!
oh dang it ... never mind! Sit in your dungeon and enjoy!

Ok.. I'm not sure what I'm thinking right now... but I'm pretty sure the woman above me.. is trying really hard not to think about her vibrator...lmao.. vibrator.. I'm picking up good vibrations..lol.. vibrator vibrator vibrator...lol .. it's calling your name crystal..lol.. come come to me.. let me make you happy..
let me remove all your stress...lol

I can guarantee, guarantee you - patent pending, Esebulldog's copyright - that I am NOT thinking about a vibrator right now
The effect of what I AM thinking of is sort of the same though ...

no you're not thinking of a vibrator..
you're not thinking of that oscillating vibrating.. smooth tip.. that long... hard or soft .. latex or silicone shaft...
that sound.... burrrrrrrr...burrrrrr..burr burr bbuuurrrrrr...burrrrrrrrrrr..mmmm.burrrr..mmm.burrrrrrrrrr ohh mmm burrrrrrrr bur bur burrrr b b b burrrrr..
Lol..

God, for someone so smexy... you can be thick
Please tell me you are.
OMG did I just say that???

*RUns out of the room*

see what thinking out loud gets you..lol.burrrrrrrrrrrr..

Lol, if I'd say out loud what I was thinking ... I best shut up now ...

I think I know what you're thinking..
... you are thinking.. what a lot of women think about.. what they fantasize about
. when they are in the bubble bath alone... or at night in their beds comfy warm..... perhaps even as they fold the laundry..... that warm hot hot ember of a spark.... that starts in their mind..mmm.. And slowly works its way down....mmmm.... growing in warmth and intensity..... until they can feel that sensation...ohhh mmm.... that letting loose..mmm.. that easing up.......mmm ahhaa.... that sensation.. tingling...mmmm.. Oh look k a kitty cat just crossed the street...lol

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mmm.... yes... a hot ember of a spark, that simmers 24/7 ... occasionally flares up ... overwhelming fire ...
.. oh hang on... gotta pat that kitty now

thinking.... just pat.. thump.. that Kitty just above its nose..... you know the spot.. all women know that spot I think...oui.. then just some really... intense back and forthing over the kitties forehead..yes..... really just stroke that Kitty's coat.... get her purring...mmmhmmm.. ...















just for the record I am.. innocent in all of this. ..

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Mmmm... I got a kitty that likes real firm stroking and patting...
... had one that started drooling ...
Thumping, huh? ... maybe my other Kitty will like that?

If you're ... innocent .. I'm mother Theresa, haha

yes kitties enjoy.. Thumping.. you just take a finger... tap... the top of the Kitty's head.. repeatedly..mmmm..
.. not too hard.... but just enough to send a little shockwave... deep into the kitty....ohhh yes.. kitty cats responded well to this.... oh would you look at that time for me to go feed.... my dougie..lol

Yes ... yes ... play with kitty ... and feed it doggy style .. oops I meant ... feed the dog in style...
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.. I think I seriously hear your viber calling your name.. more like screaming out your name..lol..ttyl.. off to the showers I go...mmmhmm...
or as I like to call it.... my playtime..lol...mmmm.

Have fun, cowboy..
This Angel is going to bed

Ugly toe nail fungus...I don't have it but a TV commercial just came on advertising a medication for it.

That it's a really silly idea to pop a pizza into the oven when you're pumped full of pharmaceuticals that don't allow ya to remember you did it.