Body: choose your birth month
1 - I ate
2 - I banged
3 - I ran naked with
4 - i smoked with
5 - I ran shirtless with
6 - I beat
7 - I cuddled with
8 - I needed
9 - I shot
10 - I shanked
11 - I stabbed
12 - I ****ed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - a homo
04 - homer
05 - a horse
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a condom
20 - a drink
21 - a homeless guy
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boyfriend
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a mop
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because hoes keep stealin my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he looked at me



I ran shirtless with a horse because I have AMAZING boobs

i ****ed my lover becaus i love marijuana


wow that sure would be me if i had a lover

i smoked with -a bowl of cereal - because I'm sexy like that

i beat and easter egg because i'm good in bed

too funny

i banged...my boyfriend....because im good in bed!

I ate an easter egg because I'm good in bed

I banged a teletubby because I'm a pimp.


PMS

LOL, my 2nd son is....

I ****ed Barney the dinosaur because I've got abs.


OMG, he's hate me. LOL

PMS

*he'd

I beat a hippie because hoes keep stealin my tacos

Well I dont remember doing so, but since it could be affecting my memory.. :) I cuddled with a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos :D LOL

i think i do remember mine. lmao

well I had to go buy blinders for the horse before I could do mine.

I ran shirtless with a horse because I have AMAZING boobs

I ran shirtless with a homeless guy because I have AMAZING boobs.

i ****ed a toothbrush because I have Double D's

I ran naked with the cookie monster because I have AMAZING boobs

I cuddled with the cookie monster, because I'm sexy like that.

I banged a french fry because I'm sexy like that

I shot - a stripper - because I'm good in bed

I needed a homeless guy because I am good in bed.....