What's the funniest joke you played, heard about or had done to you?

I don't do anything on this day because I know my family and friends will get me back

I dont do the april fools thing any moor, my daughter got me good two years ago,,let her take the 2002 fire bird to work, call me and said she crashed it,,was freking out tell she said APRIL FOOLS DAD,,LOL..

We knew this girl was afraid of the boss..... and told her 'boss wants to see you'!! Imagine the horror on her face, and the surprise on the boss's face when she went to see him, and April Fool's Day shouts from us ....... hehehehe!

love it

Might tell my family I'm pregnant. Nah I can't afford all of the hospital bills when they all have heart attacks lol

Right now....... if I tell people that I'm in love and getting married, that would be the prank of the day, cos' they would believe it as they have been hoping for that to happen! But no way..... I could never undo that at the end of the day with all those best wishes coming in!!! Ouch ouch ouch..... similar to your pregnant joke!!

If I tell my family I am pregnant out of wedlock, probably be stoned to death.

Years ago was a waitress at a Mexican Restaurant. The manager always got someone on April fools.. So one year I decided to get him..

So I got someone to get the keys for his car out of his desk... I went out moved his car behind the privacy fence on the other side of it where he could not see it..Took his keys back in and put them right where he had them. Just so happen a couple of the cops that always came in did. I told them what I did and that I needed them to help me out and get David to go outside and stand where he always parks his car. One of them popped off awww I got this so they told David he needed to come out side and see this girl on the golf course with his binoculars. They walk out and go stand right where David normally parked his car..

They said he got them about half way up to look and realized hey where is my car??? One of the cops told him man I don't know figured you was getting it worked on.. David told them no it was here I need to file a report.. They told him sorry man you have to call it in we can't take it without a call...

So of course David came in freaking out going through the restaurant asking all the employees.. He went back up front and I had filled all the others in at the last minute while he was outside.. So when he came back through the back again we all yelled APRIL FOOLS~~~

He always said he would get me back but never did

Got married.




Seemed like as good of a day as any.

One year I got a friend really good... He was into old maps, books and local legends. He was an opal hound and gold panned, always trying to find some hidden treasure, mine or whatever. I used to go with him, cause it was fun and a lot of time spent outdoors and some awesome fishing.

So, I went to the local magic shop and bought a large sheet of flash paper. I mocked up a treasure map on it, I spent a couple of days copying elements from several books on to my map. I used an old lead pencil, not the newer graphite versions, I smudged it with blood (cut myself sharpening that damn pencil), some charcoal from the BBQ and some dirt.

I call him early on the day and tell him I bought an old book at a garage sale and there was a strange looking map that fell out and I really needed his expertise to tell me what I found.

He comes over and we go out to my garage and I show him the map. He's thrilled and pours over it, marveling at all the details I put into it. My garage isn't well lit, and I purposely put old almost dead batteries into the flashlight we were using to look at it. So after about 15 minutes or so the flashlight gives out and I pull out my lighter and handed it to him.

And took a half step back.

I asked, is that a watermark?

He put the flame behind it and poof! The whole map went up in a large orange ball of fire.

The look on his face was priceless. I let him sit there for a few seconds and then looked him straight in the eyes and said, got ya! April fools! And I started laughing.

After he stopped cussing me out, we went out for some beer. It's been 15 years and whenever we talk, he still mentions the map.

when I worked at the retirement home, our cook and maintenance man were always trying to outdoeach other.
at Christmas time he had bought her a real looking artificial tree wrapped in a burlap sack. he told her to keep it nice and moist. sge was diligently watering it.

she bided her time and he forgot. so to pay him back, she made a batch of her famous sponge cake cupcakes. gave us all a couple. his actually had a piece of sponge baked into it. he was trying to be nice about why it was chewy and he was puzzled why the rest of us were so enjoying ours.
we all laughed and told him April fools