Topic: The Little Ones Mind
Loves2Please's photo
Sun 10/29/06 07:58 AM
The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the
front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's word is
"beautiful". Little Sally, would you please come up here and use
"beautiful" in a sentence?"

Little Sally walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and
said - "Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful woman in the world."
Teacher says, "Very good, Little Sally, you may sit. Little Frankie,
your turn."

Little Frankie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and
said - "Teacher, the sunrise this morning was the most beautiful sunrise
I have ever seen." Teacher says, "Very good, Little Frankie, you may
sit. Little Johnny, it's your turn."

Little Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and
said - "Teacher, last night my big sister told my dad that she was
pregnant and he said...
'Beautiful, just fuckin' BEATUIFUL!' "

jen36's photo
Sun 10/29/06 07:59 AM
hahaha love ur jokes ....btw hiya loves

michael1313's photo
Sun 10/29/06 08:09 AM
hahahahahaa lol,,,oh my head...............M.

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 10/29/06 10:57 AM
lmao love it

dylux35's photo
Sun 10/29/06 12:25 PM
LMAOOOOO