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Topic: Pickup lines
MadDog1974's photo
Thu 03/26/15 05:07 AM
Ok, kid. Do NOT use my previous suggestions. You're going to get a drink thrown in your face, or slapped, or kicked in the balls with most cheesy lines. A natural conversation starter for the situation is ideal, as has been suggested. Even with that, however, you will fail more than you succeed. That's just reality. There is little to nothing you can do about that because for whatever reason, a certain percentage of women will never be attracted to you. That's ok. You don't want them anyway. I'm usually pretty good with words, and several women have said I'm not a bad looking guy, and I lose more than I win. It's not because I lack confidence. It's because not all women find me attractive. That's ok. Don't try to be what you're not. Don't try to discuss what you don't know about. For example, the football example. I don't know enough about football to carry on an extended conversation about it. On the flip side of that, and something I'm not always good at, is learning when to shut up. Know the big words, but don't overuse them. Learn to recognize if you're boring her. You're probably a good kid, so take the serious suggestions and ignore the idiotic ones like my previous suggestions.

Tzi's photo
Thu 03/26/15 06:09 AM
Hi Kingsman,

I suggest every time you a have a chance to write down your pick up lines on post it note. Ex. In her laptop or books ,car wind shield etc. once she open or came across to the place where you put she will be surprise and excited to read whats written on the paper. Ex of pick up line - R u a police? becoz u easily caught my heart.rofl
Cheers! drinker

Emu59's photo
Thu 03/26/15 01:00 PM
A potential chat-up line for older people looking for romance: "I see your glass is empty. Do you mind if i put my teeth in it?"

Emu59's photo
Thu 03/26/15 01:01 PM
A chat-up line for homosexuals: "Can i push your stool in?"

no1phD's photo
Thu 03/26/15 01:23 PM
.. this one always works for me.
excuse me miss but does this rag smell like chloroform to you..
:angel:

CAR1116's photo
Fri 03/27/15 07:11 PM
I had a guy say to me "hey how about we go to my place order a pizza and f@ck" when my mouth dropped open in surprise he said"what you don't like Pizza?" Got a big smile out of me. It was a good one.

tta1128's photo
Fri 03/27/15 07:17 PM

Ok, well that changes things. Try this one.

I'm not a creep, but you're hot and you live nearby. Wanna meet so we can f**k?

Works every time.
LOL. You're such a smuck. I'm sure that will work. NOT.

tta1128's photo
Fri 03/27/15 07:20 PM
How about you read her profile. See what she mentions as her interests. Comment on that. Or comment on what interests you about her profile pictures? What attracts you about her pics and keep it "nice".

Be respectful and be a gentleman. Manners do make a difference.

filipinagirl89's photo
Fri 04/03/15 02:02 AM

Hi Kingsman,

I suggest every time you a have a chance to write down your pick up lines on post it note. Ex. In her laptop or books ,car wind shield etc. once she open or came across to the place where you put she will be surprise and excited to read whats written on the paper. Ex of pick up line - R u a police? becoz u easily caught my heart.rofl
Cheers! drinker


Hahahahahaha

no photo
Fri 04/03/15 06:33 PM
Really?

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Fri 04/03/15 06:36 PM

Alright so I'm not the best at creating pickup lines, I just know the basics to compliment a female on their smile and sometimes personality. Any tips to get more success with females from pickup lines?


yes, avoid pick up linesflowerforyou

mikeyspace4691's photo
Fri 04/03/15 08:16 PM



That is hilarious!
The good news is....the older you get, the better your pick ups are laugh


.....to a point


Haha, I wouldn't doubt it, probably from plenty of experience. But I would never date a girl 2 years older than me.


Hmmmmm, I'm not sure your hair doo can be that picky?? IDK

Tatilove's photo
Fri 04/03/15 09:02 PM
OP- pick up lines generally don't work unless your clearly use them as a joke to break the ice. Take it from another woman, because a pick up line has never actually worked on me. Who came up with that idea anyway?

I suggest you introduce yourself like a gentleman and if she seems interested, strike a conversation with the her. You have a much better chance of getting a date than coming out with something incredibly cheesy like "girl you must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day" lolllllllll

Good luck!

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