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I've got a cousin who....for a case of beer can make anything disappear.
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Just give it to me....I'll hold on to it for ya......
  
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If I was a drug lord I would just payoff the person that was looking for me.
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I wld turn it into a variety of jewels and bury them next to a big rock wall in a hay field with an oak tree at the north end under a rock that has no earthly business being in a hay field.
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I've got a cousin who....for a case of beer can make anything disappear.
Is she a cute cousin? Do you have pics? Maybe we could hook her up? Time and date stamped pics, preferably please. Need public confirmation of face to face pics.
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I wld turn it into a variety of jewels and bury them next to a big rock wall in a hay field with an oak tree at the north end under a rock that has no earthly business being in a hay field.
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I wld turn it into a variety of jewels and bury them next to a big rock wall in a hay field with an oak tree at the north end under a rock that has no earthly business being in a hay field.
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not going to put it in my mattress,just dig a big azz hole and come back for it later, ten mil huh,,WOOHOO
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Fake my death and bury myself in a 300 pound platinum coffin. With the current price rate of platinum the coffin would be worth roughly 5.5 million dollars if it weighed 300 pounds, which is the high end weight of the average coffin.
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I will hide it in my bra, nobody will look there, lols
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aren't Swiss banks still a good place to hide your millions?
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Get a publicist. Invest in shares. Donate to charity. Feed Africa. Hired the best defense team. Ask OJ for tips. Ask Paris for advice. Ask Goof's cousin to bury Paris. Find a religion... maybe Scientology. Write a bio & make it a movie. Run for President.
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bury it with a body,....in cement.
I wouldn't worry bout the cement , just bury it with the body in a crematory some where way out in the back where they don't normally go once bodies are buried, Then in 20 yrs just dig up the grave you buried your diamonds in and get them out and party. |
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bury it with a body,....in cement.
I wouldn't worry bout the cement , just bury it with the body in a crematory some where way out in the back where they don't normally go once bodies are buried, Then in 20 yrs just dig up the grave you buried your diamonds in and get them out and party. Did somebody say Party?..... 
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so hypothetical... . your a. ..hmm.. drug lord.. you have made 200 million.. but now you're scared the authorities are going to come and get you... and when they do they're going to take it all away...... it's a fact.. ... all offshore accounts... so.. . you take $10,000,000.. . where would you hide it.. . you can turn it into anything.. gold diamonds whatever..... but it can't be an asset the authorities can confiscate... .. I would buy diamonds.. . take them to my National Park.. . and bury them at the bottom of a lake somewhere.... so when I got out of prison I will at least have that money there....lol..... you're going to jail for 20 years ..ok.. a lot changes in 20 years.... keep that in mind... For a start I would not be a sitting duck. I have 200 million. Get a facelift, change my identity and take ALL my money, not just 10 million. But if not a possibilty and they are knocking at my door now. And I have only this 10 million and my bodyguard has it downstairs to hide it for me and I trusted him, well.... I would invest it in shares under a fake persona of course. And by the time I got out, it hopefully has made me a whole lot more. |
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