lmao lol that was good

20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows on your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position.
12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1. I thought you were crazy, now I can clearly see your nuts.

hey yer mule's gittin out...
shut th door,yer fly's leavin'...
th back door is ok,but th front door is wide open...
this ain't karyokie,put yer microphone away...
WHO let th dog out?WHO,,,,WHO,,WHO,WHO?...
this is a no tripin' zone,zip it up...
do you feel a draft?...................M.

oh, I see you been out with th dry cows.........M.

is that a squirrel? or are you just happy to see me?........M.

hey snoopy...there goes th red barron........M.

"And now,,,A comedian from Aisia,"Mr. One Dong'out!
"Give him a hand"!!!.............M.

THOSE ARE DEFINITELY SOME MORE INSTERESTING WAYS OF SAYING YOUR FLY'S
OPEN. HAVEN'T HEARD ANY OF THOSE BEFORE. THANKS FOR THE LATE NIGHT
LAUGH.

oh,,,look,,,a penis,only smaller......(not me)...............M.

last one came from Ms.Bernadett Peters"in pink Caddi",,,
when she was "Flashed"...is what she said.................M.

Loves2Please see ya back again missed your post welcome back again lol
that was a good one

mornin' Ms. "Txs",,,y'all have a good time at "Bads" party?
me too,,,learned alot,got me sum,and got rippedner n shit too...
but now my widdle head is hungover.......................M.

I always try to have a good time and don't get ripped any more just
happy.

im happy to be back keeping yall happy

I liked #'s 18 and 5 the best. They were all funny, though. :-)

I would just tell them flat out "Hey guy your fly is open!"