Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Gloria, go to the map and find North
America .
Gloria : Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Gloria .
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Christina , how do you spell
'crocodile?'
Christina: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong Christina : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Benedicta; what is the chemical
formula for water? Benedicta: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Bene: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Andrews, name one important thing we
have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Andrews: Me!
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TEACHER: Davis, why do you always get so dirty?
Davis: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
you are.
_______________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
' I. '
Suzzy: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
Suzzy: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet' _______________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted
it. Now, Forman, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
Forman: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you
say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a
good cook. ______________________________
TEACHER: Jerry , your composition on 'My Dog'
is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you
copy his?
Jerry : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!) ____________________________
TEACHER: Kukuwaa, what do you call a person
who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
Kukuwaa: A teacher

'Wonderful post', 'Pope'!

thank you so much @Kaustuv and Pansytilly....I hope am making your day.

thank you so much @Kaustuv and Pansytilly....I hope am making your day.

You are making 'my' day! Thank You Pope.

A man and his wife were going for a stroll one night when they spotted what was obviously a blind man taking a walk on the other side of the street with his seeing eye dog. "Wow! Isn't that something!" remarked the wife, "look at that man taking a stroll just like us." They continued strolling for a few minutes longer when they heard the man let out a loud yelp. The dog had walked him right into a parked car and he had clearly banged his shin pretty hard. Rushing over to help, they were surprised to see the man reach into his pocket and pull out a treat for the dog. "Isn't that weird?" whispered the wife, "giving him a treat even when he's mad." "Why are you giving him a treat?" questioned the husband. "I AINT GIVING HIM A TREAT!" retorted the enraged man, "I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE HIS HEAD IS, SO I CAN GIVE HIM A SHARP KICK ON HIS REAR!"

One MUST watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE3HdcdZAxQ

Teacher: our topic today is question tag. Eg: Obi is a boy. Isn't he? Yes he is. Can I have other examples.

Jude: we go chop yam today. Chopin't we?

Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him?

Akpors: don't mind that blocked head.
We go chop yam today. Yamin't we?
Teacher fainted.

#LOL!!!

Daffy duck was at a hotel and he called the service desk and said " I need a condom." Then the man at the desk said " shall we put it on your bill?" Daffy said " are you thucking thupid I will thuffacate!!!!!"

How did the butcher introduce his wife??